Episodes

  • Getting Ever Closer to Not Quite Being There Yet

    Getting Ever Closer to Not Quite Being There Yet
    Sep 5 2020
    He tried with wind, then with a Volvo. Now the Reaper tries with my own stupidity.
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    22 mins
  • My Untimely Death

    My Untimely Death
    Aug 12 2020
    With a flick of the wrist, Death finally got my attention.
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    28 mins
  • On the Deaths of Catherine and Noel, Age Three

    On the Deaths of Catherine and Noel, Age Three
    May 18 2020
    Wordsworth’s bones weren’t enough for a detour. It was little Catherine who gave me pause.
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    21 mins
  • Suck

    Suck
    May 5 2020
    Episode includes lying to Australians. Listener discretion advised.
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    21 mins
  • Don't Mention the Coast to Coast

    Don't Mention the Coast to Coast
    Feb 16 2020
    Where was I. No really, I'm asking.
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    30 mins
  • More Norther Still

    More Norther Still
    Jul 1 2019
    Now the real Northing begins.
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    18 mins
  • Ozymandias

    Ozymandias
    May 30 2019
    Look on my Gift Shoppe, ye Mighty, and despair!
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    10 mins
  • An Amazing Simulation of an Actual Adorable Town

    An Amazing Simulation of an Actual Adorable Town
    Apr 15 2019
    Right around the Crown & Trumpet, a visitor begins to sense that something is…off.
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    24 mins