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Ever found yourself laughing at the absurdity of inheriting a phone number? Join Mike and Tom as they recount their hilarious and sometimes frustrating experiences with misdirected messages and calls meant for the previous owner. From unexpected birthday wishes to confusing work policies, enjoy our humorous exploration of the daily annoyances we all face. We'll have you nodding along and chuckling at the ironic twists and turns that come with simply owning a phone.

But that's not all—we also reminisce about our Fourth of July week, sharing stories that range from a family gravesite visit gone hilariously awry to lazy afternoons spent in the yard with our dogs. Alongside the fun, we highlight the serious issue of hot weather safety for pets and kids, offering practical tips to ensure everyone stays safe during summer's high temperatures. And if you think managing work and life balance is tough, you'll appreciate our light-hearted banter on impractical break times and the barrage of work texts that somehow find us, even when phones are off-limits.

To top it all off, we dive into whimsical political banter and nostalgic tales of past fireworks mishaps and youthful exploits. Whether it's debating beer-drinking bets, handling fireworks, or recounting mischievous summer adventures, we wrap up with a blend of humor, literary quotes, and memorable anecdotes. Tune in for laughter, wisdom, and a sneak peek into our upcoming "Empty Alternative Overtime" podcast. This episode promises to keep you entertained from start to finish!

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Get ready for an episode that’s hotter than the Fourth of July, both in temperature and in topic! Mike and Tom launch into the holiday spirit with a fiery debate about global warming, spurred on by the relentless heat wave gripping the nation. You’ll hear us question the media's obsession with climate change and even ponder the peculiar case of the long-tailed kangaroo rat’s habitat needs. The climate talk naturally transitions into a serious critique of Joe Biden's recent political debate performance, where we ponder the qualities truly needed in a leader and unveil our upcoming podcast "Overtime," promising to tackle even more pressing issues.

Ever wondered why tornado interviews always seem to happen in trailer parks? We do too, and this episode spares no comedic punch in exploring this odd phenomenon. From questioning the peculiar targeting habits of tornadoes to making light-hearted jabs at trailer park lifestyles, we leave no stone unturned. Whether it's the stereotypes, the drug use, or the laundry mishaps, our witty banter and playful critiques will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement.

We wrap things up with a hysterical journey through some of the most bizarre fishing laws in the U.S. From the illegality of fishing from horseback to the comedic thought of drugging trout, you won’t believe some of these regulations still exist! Tom shares a nostalgic tale of childhood mischief, detailing a day that started with a simple errand and turned into an epic adventure involving baseball games and fishing expeditions. It's a trip down memory lane filled with youthful recklessness, sibling bonds, and lessons learned the hard way. So grab your headphones and join us for an episode packed with humor, reflection, and a touch of political critique.