Episodes

  • Gold Medals And The Red Ring Of Death | The Martini Boys Ep. 41
    Aug 15 2024

    For the past two weeks, Paris has held the 2024 Olympics and there has been a lot to talk about. The boys get into the countries participating, rankings for medals, and all of the Olympic disciplines involved this year, including brand new ones. An awesome weekend in New Hampshire for a bachelor party, which included river waterslides, cornhole, an explosive hot tub, and a smart TV that may have been hacked by nearby pranksters. Sad news and the end of an era... the Xbox 360 store has officially closed down. To pay their respects, the boys reminisce about owning the console, top 10 ranked best titles, and the infamous red ring of death.

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    52 mins
  • Snogging: A British Slang Experience | The Martini Boys Ep. 40
    Aug 1 2024

    Cheers, mate! In this episode, the boys dive into British-English slang words, phrases and what the heck it all means. Slang often reflects cultural nuances and social contexts, providing a lively and dynamic aspect to everyday conversation... and Matt cannot get enough of it! Ever heard of 'The Lamp Theory'? Tune in to find out what it is and how it might make you question reality. Taking a probiotic with coffee on an empty stomach is NOT a good idea. Alex finds this out the hard way.

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    48 mins
  • Straight Up With A Twist | The Martini Boys Ep. 39
    Jul 25 2024

    Do you know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? The boys try a flight of 4 classic cocktails, ranking them most to least favorite, all while trying to read tongue twisters. Fresh blood must be in the water because it's Shark Week, baby! There are hundreds of museums that exist in the world, but have you ever been to the Poozeum? Yes... it's a bunch of poop for your viewing pleasure.

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    51 mins
  • A Broken Nose, Tweaked Neck And A Rectangular-Shaped Loaf | The Martini Boys Ep. 38
    Jul 23 2024

    There are ways to break bones… and then there are dumb ways. The boys talk about their own experiences, including stories shared by others. Whiskey vs bourbon: a deeper dive into this classic pour of choice. An 86-year-old man is recovering after police said his neighbor showed up at his back door naked and attacked him before the man’s dog jumped in and held the neighbor down. When it comes to Florida, it always seems like something crazy is going on.

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    51 mins
  • Glacier? I Barely Know Her | The Martini Boys Ep. 37
    Jul 11 2024

    MATT IS BACK! The boys talk all about Matt's trip to Alaska - everything from the Alaskan cruise, fishing, wildlife sightings such as bears, moose and orcas... to a helicopter tour experiencing the state's massive glaciers first-hand. If exploring Alaska is on your bucket list, this episode is for you. Cursed by wildfires? That may sound strange, but it seems to becoming a reality. A category 5 hurricane is heading right towards Jamaica, and resorts are preparing their defenses putting safety first, and service second.

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    52 mins
  • They Put WHAT In The Ice Cream?! | The Martini Boys Ep. 36
    Jul 4 2024

    While Matt wrestles bears in Alaska, Alex officially welcomes in the summer season. From no school to barbecues, concerts and tailgating at your favorite music festivals. Nothing beats the warmer weather, longer days and of course... ICE CREAM. In this episode, Alex reviews the top 10 best flavors, to some of the worst flavors of ice cream in existence, and you won't believe what is ranked the number one worst. Summer can lead to a lot, such as school vacation, high school graduation, going away to college and college graduation. It also means summer flings and breakups, whether you want to be free during the summer, or leave the past behind and begin the next chapter. Breakups are never fun, but there are many worse than others.

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    45 mins
  • Who You Callin' A Boomer?! | The Martini Boys Ep. 35
    Jun 20 2024

    The boys reminisce about their horrible experience with a car rental business when in San Diego. The new generation of kids are not only coming up with new slang, but removing letters from existing words... I guess we're the boomers now. Shredded cheese floods the dairy aisle at your local grocery store covered in that infamous white powder. How bad is it for you, and should you be washing your cheese. Another top 10 (sorta) of best sodas ranked in the United States. A bit of advice: DON'T drink the tap water.

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    57 mins
  • Speak Easy To Me | The Martini Boys Ep. 34
    Jun 13 2024

    As the weather gets nicer, the boys talk about getting back into a workout routine with the help of Apple Watch and walking pads. Sure, the Vegas strip is known for its hotels, casinos and clubs... but there truly is so much more to do and discover on (and off) the strip. Take a quick drive over to Old Vegas (Fremont Street), or visit Area 15 containing Dueling Axes, and the Omega Mart: a supermarket with various other areas and narrative to uncover. Cirque De Solei, magicians, gourmet restaurants, and speakeasies you gotta put in the work to find. A hidden tunnel with a light show for Tesla vehicles only. The segment about Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers from last week's episode gained a ton of attention... enough to possibly take a road trip there. The infamous Buzzballz make a return for an awful taste test review.

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    47 mins