Episodes

  • TNP #4: OrlanDon't Dew It
    Apr 30 2024
    We’re enjoying some Calypsos (well, two at least) as we reminisce about our trip to Orlando. Truly a time. Talking About: Flat Musketeers, Glowing Eye Juice, Birth Control Spaghetti Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠ Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • TNP #3: Pickles, Peanut Butter, and Raw Meat
    Apr 23 2024

    Today, We went to the most cultish food place on the planet, Whole Foods, for a fact gathering mission. Fact: ginger shots are not to be trifled with. Talking about: Pickle Wario, Ark Encounter Putt-Putt, Dream Funerals


    Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠⁠

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    Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • TNP #2: Foot Orbeez
    Apr 16 2024

    Today, the two car comrades are drinking Panera’s Charged Lemonades and fearing death. So far, so good. Talking About: Donut Trauma, Captain Underpants, Do You Know Mark?


    Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠

    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠

    Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • TNP #1: Pilot
    Apr 16 2024

    Here we are, our inaugural episode! Join us as we eat the most terrifying food We’ve ever seen: a Meat Mountain from Arby’s. Talking about: YouTube during Dinner, Slime Deterrents, Poop Maps


    *NOTE: Not only does our good mic disconnect at around 5:32, causing the rest of the episode to be listenable but not incredible, but also the last 20 minutes or so of audio was lost to time. We apologize, and promise the rest of the episodes are at a much higher quality*


    Twitter: https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/

    Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX

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    57 mins
  • Meat Mountain Trailer
    Feb 14 2024
    Oh No. Coming in March (or April).
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    1 min