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Welcome back, TOT fans!

This week we come to you without Cobalt, who is enjoying some time away, so the other four do their best.

We cover all the games, with the major talking points being Spurs big win, Arsenal look good, some great mid table clashes, are West Ham going to survive, how handsome is Scott Parker, and why, oh why, are we still discussing how shit VAR is!?!

Then we move onto the game Monday night, next week's clashes including the BIG BIG one Sunday, and a little FPL. Casey then updates the Platinum Pussies on his little phone number escapade with a lady friend. TBC...

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We're back for the first week of the season, we talk about the debut of two of the most talked about forwards this transfer window in Gyokeres and Sesko, and boy was it a letdown. We'll breakdown Liverpool and high scoring game against Bournemouth, as well as City's trouncing of Wolves. Casey is back so we have another episode of the platinum p*ssies. Tune for another week of shenanigans with Cobalt, Dale, Asher and Casey!

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This week we have Dale, Cobalt, Ryan and Asher (he's back!) discussing all the goings on in the premier league from continued transfer rumors, the charity shield game analysis (if you want to call it that), as well as FPL goings on and a new segment called "Listen up F*rs" where we will have a fun hypothetical, or have one our guys go off on a rant, regardless of what each week entails, it should be a nice addition for the 25/26 season. Join us for our first pod of the 25/26 season, as we rev back up for our weekly attempts at being footy pundits!

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This week you'll get all your transfer news and rumors along with a look at England's Lioness path through the Euros and win today. Colbalt, Dale and Ryan are hosting this week and will give you a little preview at their early predictions on winners and FPL teams.

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Dale, Cobalt and Ryan are hosting today as they watch the Costa Rica and USA quarterfinals and discuss the club work cup goings on as well as the latest transfer news. Oh, and Cobalt's young lions finally give him something to be cheerful about!

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Welcome back, TOT fans!

We are back to bullshit our way through an hour of nonsense, starting with the summer fixtures. That's right, the Concacaf Club World Cup International Friendly Expo sponsored by Weebo! Or something, we aren't sure.

We talk about England's mishaps losing to Senegal, the US is having a bit of a mutiny, but does anyone care, and how, exactly, does Saudi Arabia make it into a North American tournament!? We talk about bit about the Club World Cup, some transfer news, Casey's dreams, what we've been up to, and end it off with a classic Asher joke.

Thank you for listening! We are still looking forward to hearing from you about what content you'd like to hear over the summer, from the serious to the silly. Reach out to us, and please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!

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Welcome back, TOT fans!

We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on.

During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear from you. Please send us comments, suggestions questions, or tell us we're shit! We just want to know what you would like to hear. Reach out to us via text, message our FB, or use the comment function on this page. Thank you for listening, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!

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Part 2: We discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues.