Christine Obanor of Perfect Match season 2 explains why the men on the show were all trash. I think she's mostly right in what she says, but I also think she's bitter and doing too much. Maybe she's secretly in love with Kaz? I hope she gets everything she hopes to gain from this video. I think she's honestly low-key unhinged and very bothered.

Perfect Match season 2 was a very fun wild ride. The finale brought the drama because we found out that Harry Jowsey continues to be a habitual liar. The way this show works makes no sense. Bitter Bettys like Dominique and Holly were able to place votes?! Christine and Nigel give me friend vibes. What happened?!

I can't put too much in the description because I'll give away the plot, but Harry Jowsey's love notes are forever hilarious. Secondhand embarrassment is real:

"You are gorgeous

I love your laugh

I would drink your bathwater

You’re an incredible mother

You make me want to be a cool dad

Your body is sensational

Like this flower you stand out wherever you are

I wanna eat your ___"

Dom returns and he's so corny. The kissing challenge is back! So. Sexy. Jessica from Love is Blind is looking like a baddie, Harry Jowsey will laugh in your face when he dumps you, Stevan can get it, speaking of which, what pop star did he smash? What's on Harry's OnlyFans? Alara is one of my faves! Chris gives the best lap dance... We get into everythang!

Episode 1 of Perfect Match season 2 was incredible. Harry Jowsey carried the season. Kaz is so sexy it hurts, and Micah tells everyone: "I'm cute, I'm nice, and I have a big butt" - if only that were true! Micah was just trying to become a meme y'all. Bryton doesn't think that yoga is exercise... we have some ignorant fools in the house and we are HERE FOR IT!

Beyonce's Cecred haircare line is a great product. Rihanna has a new haircare line and I have no idea why. She also claims to be working on a ninth album. We've heard that before! If you like Rihanna's hair products, let me know because I'm skeptical. I think this is just a shameless money grab from one of my fave billionaires.

In 2021, Ben Affleck basically blamed Jennifer Garner for his alcoholism. He told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." OUCH!!!!!!!

Three years later, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have put their mega mansion up for sale because they're headed for divorce, allegedly. Jennifer Garner is living her best life right now. Anyone know why Affleck and codependent disaster Jennifer Lopez can't make it work?!?!?!

Bravo's "The Valley" gave us high drama - cheating allegations, binge drinking, talks of ayahuasca, sex positions, children with special needs, postpartum depression, coparenting, separation, divorce and much more. Should Brittany Cartwright and Jason Cauchi, aka Jax Taylor, get a divorce? I give my two cents towards the beginning and end of this episode.