• The Map That Explains Everything About America: Colin Woodard
    Feb 4 2026

    Colin Woodard posits that America is not really a country, it's a dozen or so distinct nations with their own cultures and ideologies which are constantly battling for supremacy. His new book "Nations Apart: How Clashing Regional Cultures Shattered America." In it he argues that

    argues that deep-seated cultural divisions, stemming from different colonial settlement patterns, are the root cause of modern American political polarization, inequality, and threats to democracy. The book uses historical and data-driven analysis to show how these regional cultures clash on issues like gun control, immigration, and abortion, and proposes a renewal based on the unifying ideals of the Declaration of Independence.

    "America is Eleven Different Countries"

    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/america-is-eleven-different-countries/id1439837349?i=1000646222225

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • America is Eleven Different Countries (Rebroadcast)
    Feb 3 2026

    Rudyard William Lynch is the host of WhatifAlHist, a popular history channel on YouTube.

    He joins to discuss how the origins and circumstances of America's regions permanently imprinted on its cultures and political outlooks.

    Colin Woodard's Map: https://www.businessinsider.com/the-11-nations-of-the-united-states-2015-7

    Rudyard's Map: https://preview.redd.it/cultural-map-of-america-done-by-whatifalthist-on-youtube-v0-7clddg9nunpa1.jpg?auto=webp&s=663b38b9434bdf7791fac983f0d5e5beb643b779

    Relevant Book: American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cultures of North America, by Colin Woodard

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • I Time Traveled to Talk to Medieval Yokels about Economics
    Jan 28 2026

    What did people in the Dark Ages think about economics? Why did poverty exist, and how do you alleviate it? To find out, I took my time machine to 1282 and 1314, to speak to barflies and a priest.

    Fr. Richard Kirby is a fourteenth century prior of Whitby Abbey and formerly the sacrist of St. Mungo's. He is a specialist in Just Price Theory, and joins the show to discuss how his fellows in the Dark Ages approach economics.

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    56 mins
  • MLK and Color Blindness
    Jan 19 2026

    Clayborne Carson is the Director of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Research and Education institute, and hand-picked by Coretta King to publish the letters of his late husband. He's one of the foremost historians on MLK and his legacy. He joins to discuss King, color blindness, and the three approaches of the Civil Rights movement.

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    48 mins
  • The Friendship Recession and Cocktail Parties
    Jan 14 2026

    Or... how to host a party if you have Asperger's.

    Nick Gray is an entrepreneur and an author living in Austin, Texas. I met him roller skating. He started and sold two successful companies: Flight Display Systems and Museum Hack. His YouTube and short videos have been seen by over 55 million people. He's been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and New York Magazine called him a host of "culturally significant parties."

    Leading him to write the book, "The 2-Hour Cocktail Party: a step-by-step handbook that teaches you how to build big relationships by hosting small gatherings." You can find that book, as all books discussed on this program, by going to mightyheaton.com/featured.

    Nick Gray's PersonalWebsite.org and PersonalWebsites.net

    Nick Gray's Patron View donor database

    Nick Gray's Website and Blog

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    The 2-Hour Cocktail Party by Nick Gray

    Friendship Recession

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • I Explain Venezuela Using Lottery Tickets
    Jan 9 2026

    How did Venezuela become an economic basket case? Not socialism. Or capitalism. Venezuela is a textbook example of a petrostate in the thrall of the Paradox of Plenty, or "the Dutch Disease."

    Bonus: Norway's Big Bucket of Oil Money

    https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/bonus-norways-big-bucket-of-oil-money

    Why Trump Wants Greenland

    https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/why-trump-wants-greenland

    What Happens when the Ayotallah Falls

    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-happens-when-the-ayatollah-falls/id1439837349?i=1000724729486

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Is Everyone Disabled Now? (WSPN)
    Dec 31 2025

    College students are increasingly registering as disabled–particularly at high-end universities, which often entails longer test times and extensions on papers. Does the growing rate of accommodation mean American universities are simply better at identifying disabilities; evidence of students and their families gaming the system for advantages; or a cultural shift wherein students increasingly believe they are disabled, but aren't?

    Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy (a former university educator) and Michael Ira Kaplan (a parent) weigh in.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Spysolvers
    Dec 23 2025

    Our Annual Christmas Comedy Special. In which, our intrepid heroes must save Christmas from a debauched algorithm, navigate treacherous honeypots, and escape a federal penitentiary in this modern yuletide spy epic.

    Happy Holidays!

    Starring:

    Andrew Heaton

    Josh Jennings

    Andrew Young

    Austin Bragg

    Justin Robert Young

    Kourtni Beebe

    Brian Brushwood

    Anna Gorisch

    Brett Weaver

    Brian Sack

    Jack Helmuth

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    1 hr