The Ratchet Aunties

By: The Ratchet Aunties
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  • We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.
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Episodes
  • SEX SNITCHES VS THE AMIRI DROPPERS

    SEX SNITCHES VS THE AMIRI DROPPERS
    May 11 2023
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS. PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST. SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • RAW DOGGING RANDOMS VS THE BIODEGRADABLE BOXES

    RAW DOGGING RANDOMS VS THE BIODEGRADABLE BOXES
    May 4 2023
    IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONUS TOPICS ARE ZEUS' NEW SHOW CAST AND SOME PROM TIPS FOR ALL OUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS THAT SNEAK AND LISTEN IN. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE REALNESS AND THE LAUGHTER, TODAY. PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • N*GGA BADDIES VS THE 6 FIGURE HEIGHT CHANGE

    N*GGA BADDIES VS THE 6 FIGURE HEIGHT CHANGE
    Apr 27 2023
    IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!! PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO
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    1 hr and 21 mins
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