Episodes

  • 7.26 Gringotts

    7.26 Gringotts
    Dec 30 2019
    The trio flies by the seats of their pants to make good on a premise laid out in book one, *banking* on one evil hair to disguise Hermione (and her voice) perfectly. Griphook keeps a tight grip on ol' Hook, Travers finds an amazing hiding spot in the Gringotts caverns, stalagmite's got an "M" in it, and the Probity Probes are so crude, but effective,. 'Ow you? Hopefully, not in sympathy with the Dark Lord's aims. And try not to touch anything!

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • The 2019 Real Weird Holiday Special

    The 2019 Real Weird Holiday Special
    Dec 28 2019
    As 2019 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank the best magical locations to celebrate the holidays with returning guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11), go on a choose-your-own-corny-Holiday-adventure with new guest Angela Bloom (@angpalaggi), and sort some classic Christmas characters with the Real Weird Husband/Brother-in-Law, Paul Asleson (@paulasleson).

    Special thanks to friends of the podcast Justin Ramsay, Harrison Tu, and Kanna Ann Anderson for their musical contributions to the episode! Apologies to listeners for our inclusion of several of Shut Up Tim's non-musical contributions as well.

    Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • 7.25 Shell Cottage

    7.25 Shell Cottage
    Dec 23 2019
    Harry concocts a despicable plan to double-cross Griphook, though it's not nearly as vile as breaking into Dumbledore's tomb - he could never have done that. Fleur--who is not an owl--escapes from ze Grindylows long enough to give Aunt Muriel back her tirahrah, which is easier done than said! And finally, Remus John Lupin arrives for a well-timed nightcap with his bros, and answers a bunch of questions no one ever asked. It's a werewolf thing.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 7.24 The Wandmaker

    7.24 The Wandmaker
    Dec 16 2019
    It's back to the book club as Alice and Martha dive into "The Wandmaker," alternatively named "The Banker." Harry makes his decision in the Horcruxes vs. Hallows debate, and he is incredibly confident and assured in the wake of Dobby's funeral. Actually, he's highly logical, which allows him to look past extraneous detail. Meanwhile, You-Know-Who flies off to Dumbledore's tomb, where the old fool was definitely stupid enough to think that marble would keep the Elder Wand safe.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Movie Review

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Movie Review
    Dec 8 2019
    Alice and seven Marthas are joined by Jessica Liese (@HaymakerHattie) and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1.

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    2 hrs and 48 mins
  • 7.23 Malfoy Manor

    7.23 Malfoy Manor
    Dec 2 2019
    Numerous plots converge in what is definitely (SPOILER ALERT!) the best chapter of the book so far. Luna, Ollivander, Dean, Aberforth, Draco, Bellatrix, Griphook, Greyback, Grindelwald, and Wormtail all play important roles in the action, but none as important as our fallen warrior, Dobby,
    a free elf, who knows no master! From new character impressions to moments of silence to tears from an unexpected source, this episode has it all.

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 7.22 The Deathly Hallows

    7.22 The Deathly Hallows
    Nov 25 2019
    Watch Harry descend into madness as he contemplates the Elder Wand... the Resurrection Stone... the Cloak of Invisibility! Hermione is most skeptical, but old Xeno was right- she is limited. Narrow. Close-minded. Ron provides the trio with some much-needed stability and optimism, not to mention some amazing password-guessing skills. And finally, it’s time for some good ol’ Potterwatch, which is hosted by *gasp* some familiar voices! (Yes, we know that’s Lupin!)

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 7.21 The Tale of the Three Brothers

    7.21 The Tale of the Three Brothers
    Nov 18 2019
    This episode is set at midnight, not twilight - much spookier! Stretch out on the couch with your hands behind your head, sip your delicious Gurdyroot infusion, and eat some Freshwater Plimpy soup while you listen to Alice and Martha discuss Hermione's incredible translation skills, Luna's interior decor choices, and the complexities of old Xeno's motivations.

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    1 hr and 37 mins