Episodes

  • Malum
    Jul 23 2024

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    The film discussion begins around 22:50.

    Ever wondered if a Pepsi commercial could really solve societal issues? We kick things off by dissecting a notorious ad with our signature humor, pulling apart its absurd premise and having a good laugh at its expense. As we transition from social commentary to culinary delights, we dive into the world of Polish pierogies. These potato-stuffed gems spark a spirited debate about the best preparation methods, as we each share our favorite ways to enjoy these comforting treats—whether boiled, skillet-fried, or otherwise. Prepare for a delicious journey through the many textures and flavors of pierogies, guaranteed to make your mouth water.

    But wait, our potato passion doesn't stop there! We launch into the ultimate potato showdown, pitting baked, mashed, and even raw potatoes against each other in a comedic culinary battle. Personal preferences and quirky habits come to the forefront, with some unexpected confessions along the way. Ever seen someone eat a raw potato like an apple? Tune in for laugh-out-loud moments and a light-hearted debate that will leave you both entertained and craving your favorite potato dish. Whether you're a starch connoisseur or simply love a good laugh, this episode serves up a hearty helping of fun.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
    Jul 9 2024

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    The film discussion begins around 11:30.

    Ever found yourself laughing uncontrollably at the absurdity of shopping for the perfect salt and pepper shakers? This episode kicks off with our hilarious in-person meet-up, where drinks and banter flow freely. We share our beverage choices—Fruit Smash Heart Seltzer and Dogfish Head's Citrus Squall Double Golden Ale—while recounting the amusing chaos of navigating complex kitchen gadgets. With playful interruptions from curious cats and a comedic vent about the trials of modern shopping, this segment is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

    Then, brace yourself as we plunge into the dark and twisted world of "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey." We explore director Rhys Frake-Waterfield's ambitious vision of turning beloved childhood characters into feral, cannibalistic horrors. From the film's low-budget production challenges to the gruesome plot where Pooh and Piglet descend into madness, our discussion covers the unique and shocking elements that set this horror adaptation apart. You'll gain insights into the film's controversial reception and its departure from the original series' gentle tones.

    Our guest, Jay, joins us to dissect the film's bizarre and brutal scenes with critical yet humorous analysis. From the absurdly awkward dialogue to the brutal deaths and strange plot twists, we leave no stone unturned. The conversation doesn't stop there—we dive into the potential for a sequel, improved acting in the follow-up, and memorable moments that blend horror with dark humor. Plus, hear about Pooh's surprising backstory and Christopher Robin's trauma, making this episode a rollercoaster ride of emotions and entertainment you won't want to miss.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Mama
    Jun 11 2024

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    The film discussion begins around 8:45.

    Ever shared a beer in a church? We kick off this episode with some fun memories of sipping craft beers in unique settings, like a brewery housed in a church, and compare it to other quirky establishments we've visited. We then share our excitement over our spiffy new podcast logo and the cool branded merchandise we received. As we enjoy our drinks, we chat about our beer preferences, giving special attention to brands we love—and those we don't, like Dogfish Head. We also dive into our thoughts on "Late Night with the Devil," a film that intrigued us despite its controversial AI-generated scenes.

    What happens when AI hitchhikes into horror? Join us as we unpack our mixed reactions to a controversial movie criticized for its scene transitions. Despite the drama, we found ourselves entertained by its plot twists and turns. We also gush about our excitement for upcoming horror flicks like "I Saw the TV Glow" and "Abigail." The main event is our nostalgic review of "Mama," the supernatural horror film from 2013. Remembering our college days when we first watched it, we explore how its impact has aged over a decade, spotlighting director Andy Muschietti's early work.

    Who could forget the eerie performances in "Mama"? We dive deep into the film's cast, including Jessica Chastain and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and discuss their standout roles in other films like "The Martian" and "Game of Thrones." We also shine a light on the young actresses Megan Charpentier and Isabelle Nélisse, who brought a chilling realism to their roles. From behind-the-scenes trivia to the fascinating inspirations for the ghostly character "Mama," this episode is packed with insights. Plus, stick around for some solid investment advice and a sneak peek at our next review: the hilariously bad "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The Covenant
    May 28 2024

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    The film discussion begins around 13:45.

    Crack open a cold one or blend up a fruity concoction because we're tossing out the script and coming at you with an episode that's equal parts nostalgic film critique and beverage buffoonery. We kick things off by spilling the tea—or should we say, the beer—on our latest drink fixations. Our kegerator conundrum might just resonate with your own home bar dilemmas, and our beer trivia is sure to ferment a chuckle or two.

    Then, we summon the courage to revisit "The Covenant," a supernatural horror flick that both bewitches and bewilders. You'll find us musing over Renny Harlan's foray into horror and waxing poetic about J.S. Cardone's screenwriting chops, all while unraveling the tangled web of Stephen Strait and Sebastian Stan's early careers. Our trip down memory lane takes a dark turn as we question the film's logic, critique the magic battles, and ponder the fate of its characters like the warlocks they are.

    As the grand finale of our cinematic coven, we dissect the film's portrayal of female characters and the pacing that left us more haunted than enchanted. We're laying it all out there—our candid thoughts on the movie, our nostalgia-driven ratings, and even our eagerness for a "Mama" movie revisit. So, saddle up for a movie review that's anything but ordinary, where the only curse you'll find is the one that keeps you coming back for more of our off-the-wall commentary.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Malignant
    May 14 2024

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    The film discussion begins around 13:00.

    Ever tried to play tailor and ended up with a fabric fiasco? That's precisely what happened to Wilson with a pair of shorts and a sewing machine that clearly had a vendetta.

    If horror flicks with a side of dark humor are your thing, then join Captain and Wilson as they dissect "Malignant," directed by the horror maestro, James Wan. The film's heavy hitters, Annabelle Wallis and scream queen-in-the-making Mckenna Grace, take us through a cinematic rollercoaster laced with suspense, terror, and even a few laughs. They tackle everything from creepy parasitic twins to the peculiar underground world of Seattle, drawing eerie parallels that make the movie's setting all the more spine-chilling.

    Wrapping things up, they dig into the meat of their movie talk, weighing in on the film's chilling twists and the jolts that had them jumping out of their seats. Captain and Wilson don't just stop at the scare factor; they delve into the importance of recognizing and escaping abusive relationships, a theme that resonates deeply in the horror they've reviewed. So, if you're looking for a blend of humor, horror, and heartfelt cinema chat, you've come to the right place.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Black Box
    May 1 2024

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    As your favorite media critics, Captain and Wilson, raise a glass to the peculiar and the profound in today's wild ride through TV land. Sip on a Grasshopper with us as we dissect the offbeat charm of "Palm Royale" and chart the course of binge-watching triumphs like "Loot." We don't shy away from the tough questions either: Can the Fallout TV series truly capture the essence of its video game roots? And what does it take to adapt a fan-favorite like Halo without losing its soul? Gather 'round as we unpack these adaptations, lament the pitfalls, and celebrate the success stories.

    Then it's lights, camera, action on our deep-dive into the enigmatic "Black Box" from the Welcome to Blumhouse series. You'll be on the edge of your seat as we unpack Mamadou Athie's mesmerizing performance and Emmanuel Osei-Kuffour Jr.'s directorial prowess. But that's not all—join us as we confront the reality of movies skirting by on the Bechdel test, and follow Nolan's heartrending journey through amnesia and identity in a cinematic quest that will leave you pondering long after the credits roll.

    Lastly, brace yourself for a spectrum of emotions—from the brutality of "The Boys" spinoff to the animated, yet no less intense, "Invincible." We share our candid takes on these series, alongside musings on medical narratives and the underrated value of a good family handshake. Whether you're a Grasshopper enthusiast, a mango-flavored beer aficionado, or simply a connoisseur of compelling storytelling, this episode is your one-stop shop for all things TV and film. Cheers to the adventure!

    The film discussion begins around 17:35.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • ✨Double Feature✨ Part 2 - Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
    Apr 16 2024

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    Ever found yourself chuckling at a TV mishap or a quirky horror film detail? Well, buckle up for a ride down 'Nashville's' memory lane where we reminisce about the show's melody and mayhem after its network swap. Connie Britton's stardom gets the spotlight, with a detour through Kyle Chandler's film exploits that's as accidental as it is enlightening. Our chat veers into pop country earworms and a cautionary tale of a neighborhood watch prompted by a lost Amazon package during a 'Dune' outing – talk about drama off-camera!

    But wait, there's more! We didn't skimp on the chills and thrills, dissecting "Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice" with the glee of kids at a horror candy store. From the title's laughable promise of finality to the cast's hidden gems and continuity chaos, we leave no scarecrow unturned. And who could forget our little side story involving voodoo dolls and a town's murderous kids? It's a cinematic jigsaw puzzle that has us both scratching our heads and locking our doors at night.

    Finally, we pull back the curtain on the art of budget filmmaking, dishing out anecdotes of local casting calls and bathtub tornadoes that'll have you both impressed and bemused. We wrap it all up with a teaser of our next review target – 'Black Box,' a streaming success story defying the odds. Remember, never judge a horror film by its platform. So grab a seat, because we've got enough analysis and quips to turn even the most angelic of movie nights into a delightfully devilish experience.

    The film discussion beings around 13:40.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • ✨Double Feature✨ Part 1 - Children of the Corn
    Apr 4 2024

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    Prepare for an auditory thrill ride as we dissect the latest cinematic sensations and timeless horror classics. Our episode sets sail with the sensory spectacle of "Dune 2" experienced in Dolby glory, comparing its scope to the legacy of the '84 film and pondering the vastness of its literary origins. There's more than just sandworms surfacing—prepare for a delightful diversion into "Lisa Frankenstein," and Oscar buzz surrounding "Flower Moon."

    Transition seamlessly with us into the realms of whimsy and nostalgia as we unwrap a mystery box of RuPaul-inspired scented candles, sharing chuckles and cherished scent memories. Animation takes center stage with discussions on "Nimona's" Oscar nod and the long-awaited "Kung Fu Panda 4," while we debate the future of the "Terminator" franchise. And if that's not enough, we toss around theories on the psychological quirks of visualizing months and our beverage mix-ups, ensuring no stone—or candle—is left unturned.

    Hold onto your cornstalks as we commemorate the 40th anniversary of "Children of the Corn," dissecting its eerie child cult and comparing notes on King's original short story. We shed light on the movie's dated effects, giggle at the melodrama, and tip our hats to the climactic battle. Dive into franchise trivia, ponder the sequel prospects, and wrap up with plans for a movie night that might just convince you to skip any detours to Gatlin. From the bizarre to the bone-chilling, this episode has it all, including a final twist that's sure to leave you on the edge of your seat.

    The film discussion begins around 23:52.

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    1 hr and 21 mins