Episodes

  • The Helen Keller Situation is Crazy
    Oct 16 2024

    On this episode of the Scat Cast, the boys put their knowledge of Darwinism to the test. After discussing how resilient water bears are, the boys try to one-up them with something with a chance to be even more dominant, Giant Ants. The boys discuss what they would do in the situation of this Ant-pocalypse, and after we are wiped out, the remnants of our civilization and culture after we have gone extinct. On the other end of evolution, the boys discuss hypotheticals on how we could possibly devolve, particularly on which senses they feel like they could live without. The boys tag in Helen Keller to help them survive without such crucial necessities. Curious on if you could survive with less? Would you offer yourself to breed with the ant queen? What the hell does a mantis shrimp see? Listen (or read if you're blind (smell if you lost both senses)) to this episode of the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • HOW TO ESCAPE THE RAT RACE (ft. Nathan)
    Oct 9 2024

    So you self proclaimed “critical thinkers” want to escape the rat race? Well we will let this week’s returning guest, Nathan, help you out a little. Nathan says the first step is don’t even participate in said race. Get a boat and go to an island. However for most of us that is not an option. Perhaps we should be more like animals. To us... The Scat Cast is your best chance for escaping the grind.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • How He Went From Chud to Chad (ft. Will)
    Oct 1 2024

    It's time for the boys to become men, and who better to show them the ropes than the short King himself. The harbinger of testosterone, and guest on this Scat Cast Episode, Will, takes up this task. After kicking ozempic to the side, and hopping off the Walmart disability scooters the boys, and Will, begin their transformation. They discuss pressing issues parents face such as how to punish kids, how to encourage them to pursue aspirations far greater than the bare minimum, and what kind of music the kids these days should be listening to. Now that all the men are at the table, they talk about some real man problems. Like bathroom fights, locker room fights, bar fights, and the ending to Titanic. You want to go from Chud to Chad? Need to find that Rose in your life? Well grow a pair and tune in to this week's episode of the Scat Cast.

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    2 hrs
  • Diddybots, Oil Up and Freak Out!
    Sep 25 2024

    Darren into the Scat Cast fresh out of an early showing of the new movie Transformers One. Alphonso and Darren bring ik how Transformers was the catalyst of their friendship, and the boys share their thoughts on the franchise as a whole. The boys then throw Optimus Prime into a gauntlet with the fiercest of adversaries like the Iron Giant, Darth Vader, and Thanos, and the Predacons; Diddy-Tron and SmartSchoolBoy Prime. How will the true power of a Prime scale up against true degeneracy and over a thousand bottles of baby oil? Find out on this week's episode of the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Entertainment Has Taken a Turn...
    Sep 18 2024

    This week, the boys delve into the conundrum that was last week’s presidential debate. After a brief realization of how screwed we are either way, the boys switch to a coping mechanism in talking about film. Recent films they enjoy, but more importantly, recognizing the dedication, labor, and costs that go into making cinema. The boys huff more copium as they switch focus to another entertainment industry giant, video gaming. Hot new games as of fall 2024, certified hood classics, and their vision for the ideal hero shooter; the final bullet in the chamber to finish Overwatch. If you also need to cope with where this great country of ours is heading, then you’ll want to tune in to this week’s episode of the Scat Cast.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • The Real Minecraft is the Friends We Made Along the Way
    Sep 11 2024

    The boys open this week’s episode of the Scat Cast with their thoughts on the Minecraft movie trailer. Some are trying to be optimistic, however, the rest of us… have some more pessimistic thoughts on how Jack Black can capture the soul of Minecraft Steve. One of the boys has some more pessimistic thoughts to share, and not just on the blocky abomination. The boys then decide to test their friendship, by defining the very definition of who they consider a friend to be. If you have room for three more friends in your circle, consider listening to this episode of the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Why We Love Hard Things (Ayooo)
    Sep 4 2024

    The boys are back for another episode for the Scat Cast. This week, Jon starts off by begging the question, why do we love playing hard games? Why do we desire challenge, and have an innate craving for improvement? While discussing this very question the boys delve into challenges that are not so fun, mild inconveniences such as slow drivers, traffic, and most dastardly of them all: broken microwaves. In the face of challenges and these minor inconveniences, the boys share what keeps them going, actions, advice, and chicken wing flavors they will never give up, truly the most important things and ideas men can cling to. The boys finish up with an emphasis on why aspirations are so important to have, how they take us to higher places, and give us a better sense of purpose.



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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • This Cult Controls What You See
    Aug 28 2024

    On this episode of the Scat Cast, Darren comes forth with a shocking revelation he came upon, the Family Federation for World Peace and Unification, AKA the Unification Church. After going through the history of this Korean cult and its founder Sun Myung Mun, the boys go down a rabbit hole and find that the Unification Church has a LOT more connections among public figures and worldwide media organizations than you would initially believe. After being put onto the idea of the unification of humanity through the church, the boys discuss their thoughts and personal accounts of spirituality and organized religion as a whole, as well as what spirituality and religion mean to them. If you've questioned your faith and purpose, or want to learn the truth about the people in charge of our governments and media organizations, this episode of the Scat Cast is for you!

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    1 hr and 48 mins