Episodes

  • The Pronunciation Episode

    The Pronunciation Episode
    Jul 21 2011
    Under the guidance of locals George and Phillip, Mr Smash enters the Czech Republic with travel companion, Bradders.

    We visit the Turkey Project and while the word "Crisps" proves tricky to spit out, we address other pronunciation issues. Not only do we discover that Jane's from Essex, not Manchester, but Mr Smash unearths where the H&H Café owner keeps the sugar. Luckily, Oscar's feeling better.

    We have Minty's Review; an ex-pat export reporting from Down Under; the camp weather forecast; sleep and the most smashful cricket commentator ever.

    Welcome to The Smashcast


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  • The Election Day Episode

    The Election Day Episode
    May 6 2010
    After the last Smashcast's exposé on the failure of Mr Smash's attempt to take up exercise, in this very brief episode you can hear him exercise his vote. Listen out for the actual pencil scratch as he makes his mark.
    Gripping stuff.

    Starring Smashcast regular and housemate, Minty Colquhoun.


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  • The Chubby Little Loser Episode

    The Chubby Little Loser Episode
    Sep 12 2009
    Needing exercise, Mr Smash tries a little jogging when he stumbles across a pyramid in the forest. The Wyse Man doesn't quite impart his wisdom while Little Becky wants to become a hairdresser.

    The Digital Switchover leaves Mr Smash needing some paternal assistance and Mark Norman throws down the gauntlet to get his Scooter back. From Italy.

    Oh, and there's something for the Michael Jackson fan in you too.


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  • The Christmash Episode

    The Christmash Episode
    Dec 22 2008
    Christmas Past, Present and Future are featured here in the form of Ian Munday and Steve Tierney, Adrian Bradley and Brian Blessed's Yeti.

    Indeed, Ian upsets the New Forest Ranger's children while Steve gets so excited that he plops in a helmet. Adrian meanwhile enlists the help of the NHS to Stop The Cavalry and Brian Blessed tells us that the Almas Giant actually exists. One day, we'll see. We'll see.

    Also in this episode, The Wyse Man promises us a Christmas nugget to mull over this festive season and we feature Loopy's Christmas Miss, Wonderful Christmas.


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  • The Purchasing a Pig Episode

    The Purchasing a Pig Episode
    Oct 23 2008
    Canada Chris is missing England. It's all about the bacon really.

    Mr Smash explains the back story to why there's been an absence.

    Obviously, he doesn't really want to go on about it too much.

    And Sue Ryder returns just as we're about to head off to Zambia again - this time it's with an ode to 'Not Wrestling'.

    Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise Harewood, returns to eat a Kit Kat and tells us what she thinks, while an acupuncturist leaves something out of Mr Smash's brown bag of yucky herbal medicine.

    Meanwhile there's a broken arm, a father waiting to be answered and Steve Tierney surrenders as much of his dignity as possible as he tries to introduce his new son to the Smashcast listeners. Also, listen out for the Fifth Beatle Forecast.

    It's all rather smashilicious.


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  • The Got Mugged Episode

    The Got Mugged Episode
    Mar 14 2008
    Being mugged in Bristol. Adrian Bradley runs for the Air Ambulance and takes part in a Jelly Baby Holocaust. Oh Mickey you're so senior, you're so senior you blow my mind hey Mickey. Pete Davis sings about Bacon and Eggs for us while we hear from Chris Powell. Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise, tastes a new Marmite flavour and Little Becky wants her school demolished. Oh yeah, how important is pooing? SO important, that's how.


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  • The Awful Elvis Episode

    The Awful Elvis Episode
    Nov 7 2007
    Includes Wyn Walters, a Postcard from Australia, a bleedin' terrible Elvis Presley impersonation, Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains and some other nonsense. It's all nonsense.


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  • The Glastonbury 2007 Episode Part II

    The Glastonbury 2007 Episode Part II
    Aug 22 2007
    Dame Shirley Bassey doesn't change her dress. Wanting to go home. Happy Birthday from Everyone. Lighting lanterns. She-pees and other toilet experiences. Spotting Kevin Spacey. The Silent Disco. Ewan snores. Mud. Food. Mud. Food. Mud.


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