Episodes

  • The Vote
    Nov 12 2025
    During a tense dinner gathering of guild leaders, Ralan discovers that Captain Rogers has masterfully infiltrated multiple powerful guilds while secretly serving the Thieves. As allegiances blur and tensions rise, suspicious glances between Rogers and the supposedly unshakeable Guildmaster Quinto hint at deeper conspiracies. While Karch seethes with barely contained fury and Vesper watches the chaos with calculated interest, Ralan must make his choice: The loyal captain Rogers or the former Blade that tried to assassinate him.

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    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

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    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
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    8 mins
  • Opening Pleasantries
    Nov 11 2025
    Vesper and his allies arrive at Harvest House for a crucial guildmaster council, only to face immediate resistance at the door. When Tim, the Harvest guard at the entrance, attempts to block their entry based on selective rule enforcement, Karch demonstrates his mastery of political maneuvering with a calculated power play. But that is merely a prelude to the surprises and political lies that occur as the council dinner begins.

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    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    Perfect for a weekend binge!

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    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    11 mins
  • The Stillness and the Burr
    Nov 10 2025
    In a rare moment of peace at the Tower, Maela struggles with the unfamiliar comfort of domestic life alongside Darla. What should be a perfect respite becomes a source of internal conflict when a simple request to help the mysterious Prosper reveals deeper tensions.

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    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

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    ---

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    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    8 mins
  • The Thieves Guild Friday Binge - Chapters 72-76
    Nov 8 2025
    This compilation contains 5 episodes.

    Episodes included:
    1. A Vote Secured (November 03, 2025)
    2. The Summons (November 04, 2025)
    3. The Gilded Leash (November 05, 2025)
    4. A Man To Be Feared (November 06, 2025)
    5. A Cornered Rat (November 07, 2025)

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    Episode 1: A Vote Secured
    Vesper secures the Guildmaster's crucial vote, but victory comes at an unexpected cost when Maela chooses to remain behind. As Ralan prepares to depart, Vesper's cold pragmatism clashes with personal loyalties, forcing him to confront the true price of his vengeful mission.

    Episode 2: The Summons
    Guildmaster Karch, trapped and powerless in his tower, receives an unwelcome visit from the pristine Guildmaster Quinto bearing the news he feared: The crucial Guildmaster Council will convene tomorrow at Harvest House. With his guild in shambles, his allies scattered, and the city's main bridge destroyed, Karch must navigate both physical and political obstacles to attend a vote that could determine the future of the Craft Guild. But as the deadline looms, his desperate gambit with Vesper hangs in the balance, and time is running out for everyone.

    Episode 3: The Gilded Leash
    Rogers finds himself trapped in a gilded cage as the Harvest Guild prepares to crown him Guildmaster of the Craft Guild. What should be a moment of triumph becomes a crisis of loyalty as he stands caught between his true allegiance to the Thieves Guild and the powerful masters of Ness who would make him one of their own.

    Episode 4: A Man To Be Feared
    As Guildmaster Polo orchestrates a historic council meeting that will reshape Ness's future, Alard's carefully crafted plan faces a challenge. The supposedly broken advisor has been biding his time, a secret strength waiting for the perfect moment. But when Polo unexpectedly invites him to attend the celebration, Alard's meticulous escape plan threatens to unravel.

    Episode 5: A Cornered Rat
    In a tense confrontation at Karch's fortified tower, Vesper orchestrates a masterful reveal of Ralan's true authority as Guildmaster. As a desperate and disheveled Karch grapples with his crumbling control, young Ralan steps into his power with unexpected grace and command, and the Guildmasters Thief and Merchant head to the Guild Council meeting with hours to spare.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    32 mins
  • A Cornered Rat
    Nov 7 2025
    In a tense confrontation at Karch's fortified tower, Vesper orchestrates a masterful reveal of Ralan's true authority as Guildmaster. As a desperate and disheveled Karch grapples with his crumbling control, young Ralan steps into his power with unexpected grace and command, and the Guildmasters Thief and Merchant head to the Guild Council meeting with hours to spare.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    7 mins
  • A Man To Be Feared
    Nov 6 2025
    As Guildmaster Polo orchestrates a historic council meeting that will reshape Ness's future, Alard's carefully crafted plan faces a challenge. The supposedly broken advisor has been biding his time, a secret strength waiting for the perfect moment. But when Polo unexpectedly invites him to attend the celebration, Alard's meticulous escape plan threatens to unravel.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
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    7 mins
  • The Gilded Leash
    Nov 5 2025
    Rogers finds himself trapped in a gilded cage as the Harvest Guild prepares to crown him Guildmaster of the Craft Guild. What should be a moment of triumph becomes a crisis of loyalty as he stands caught between his true allegiance to the Thieves Guild and the powerful masters of Ness who would make him one of their own.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
    Show more Show less
    7 mins
  • The Summons
    Nov 4 2025
    Guildmaster Karch, trapped and powerless in his tower, receives an unwelcome visit from the pristine Guildmaster Quinto bearing the news he feared: The crucial Guildmaster Council will convene tomorrow at Harvest House. With his guild in shambles, his allies scattered, and the city's main bridge destroyed, Karch must navigate both physical and political obstacles to attend a vote that could determine the future of the Craft Guild. But as the deadline looms, his desperate gambit with Vesper hangs in the balance, and time is running out for everyone.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    ---

    Find out more about writer/show runner Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com
    Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com
    Show more Show less
    7 mins