Episodes

  • The Math

    The Math
    Mar 3 2026
    Merchant Guildmaster Karch wakes to a beautiful morning, feeling victorious after navigating Ness's worst period. Secure in his tower, he believes he's finally past the worst of Larsen's legacy. But some threats don't carry swords; they carry satchels stuffed with numbers. When an unassuming, ancient man from the Craft Guild named Odo arrives, Karch assumes it's routine tedium. He couldn't be more wrong.

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    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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    Perfect for a weekend binge!

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    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
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    15 mins
  • The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 58-62

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 58-62
    Feb 28 2026
    This compilation contains 5 chapters.

    Episodes included:
    1. The Child (February 23, 2026)
    2. The Weight of Necessary Deeds (February 25, 2026)
    3. The Ascent (February 25, 2026)
    4. The Portal (February 26, 2026)
    5. Come Home Now (February 28, 2026)

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    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

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    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

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    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
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    57 mins
  • Come Home Now

    Come Home Now
    Feb 28 2026
    When Elle, the Harvest Blade whose very presence commands fear, receives an urgent summons to Harvest House, the impossible living building shimmers with unspoken tension. Her weary benefactor, Polo, has a new mission — one that transcends mere "problems in the north." This isn't about quiet disappearances or forgotten skirmishes; it's about a cold, calculating act of retribution targeting a Guildmaster, a move that could shatter the delicate peace of Ness.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

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    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    13 mins
  • The Portal

    The Portal
    Feb 26 2026
    Maela's world just got a whole lot colder – and infinitely more dangerous. One moment, she was in the familiar confines of a tower; the next, she’s battling for her life on a treacherous, snow-blasted mountain peak against two dozen hostile wizards. Outnumbered and outgunned, she makes a desperate choice, plummeting into the abyss rather than facing certain capture.

    But escaping the wizards is only the beginning of her troubles. After a breathtaking, impossible plunge, Maela finds herself face-to-face with a terror from legend itself: colossal dragons tearing across the sky,

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    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

    ----

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    10 mins
  • The Ascent

    The Ascent
    Feb 25 2026
    Maela takes her quest for answers to dizzying, dangerous new heights. Literally. After a magical rise through the wizard's tower, she discovers not an escape, but an obsidian dome ceiling and enigmatic figures in heavy red cloaks guarding something sinister within the tower's upper reaches. Every shadow holds a threat, and every discovery pulls her deeper into a web of forgotten magic.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

    ----

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    5 mins
  • The Weight of Necessary Deeds

    The Weight of Necessary Deeds
    Feb 25 2026
    Some choices leave scars deeper than any blade. After a harrowing night on Dragon Road, Ralan, Rebecca, and Philos are reeling from a desperate act of survival. A horrifying encounter has left them with a chilling understanding of true evil, and the weight of a life taken—however necessary—now presses heavy on Rebecca’s soul. Philos grapples with the terrifying memory of losing control of his own body, while Ralan's comfortable notions of magic are shattered by a reality far more visceral and terrifying than any ancient legend.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

    ----

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    14 mins
  • The Child

    The Child
    Feb 23 2026
    The quiet can be a comfort, but for Rebecca, a cabin's unsettling silence on the plains signals something far more sinister. After a day of travel, a simple night's rest with a seemingly welcoming family quickly devolves into a desperate fight for survival.

    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

    ----

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    15 mins
  • The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 53-57

    The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 53-57
    Feb 21 2026
    This compilation contains 5 episodes.

    Episodes included:
    1. Foreign Shadows (February 16, 2026)
    2. The Empty Basket (February 17, 2026)
    3. The Punch (February 19, 2026)
    4. A Dog That Bites (February 19, 2026)
    5. The Secret of the Dragons (February 20, 2026)

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    Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support.

    Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

    ----

    CREDITS

    ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
    🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

    Production Note

    This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

    ----

    Want to binge The Thieves Guild with fewer ads? Every Friday night we release a bonus episode of the week's previous five chapters, with fewer ads in between chapters and a seamless listening experience!

    Perfect for a weekend binge!

    ---

    If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

    ---

    Check out our other audiobook podcasts!

    Artifacts of the Arcane

    A historical urban fantasy set at the beginning of World War Two.
    The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world.

    Thursday

    A cyberpunk VR thriller.
    No one can be trusted when nothing is real.

    This episode includes AI-generated content.
    Show more Show less
    36 mins