Episodes

  • TTB257: Cocaine Sharks

    TTB257: Cocaine Sharks
    Jul 29 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 257 for Monday, July 29, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Jelly Donut Even more Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/d6b9640cc4 Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Banana Split Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untp.beer/GrOle Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll feed drugs to your sharks. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the couch JD Vance fucked. Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo Mother of the Year winner Drea de Matteo revealed her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. https://people.com/drea-de-matteo-says-her-son-13-edits-her-onlyfans-photos-for-her-8680010 Florida Man® broke into a home and enjoyed some alcohol and chips while the family hopped a fence to escape. https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-florida-man-breaks-home-drinks-alcohol-eats-chips-frightened-family-escapes-over-fence A man who survived 438 days at sea is being sued for $1 million by his crewmate’s family after discovering he may have been eaten. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-who-survived-438-days-at-sea-sued-for-1-million-by-crewmates-family-article-111980939 A New York man is upset that news is happening faster than he can generate uninformed opinions. https://www.theonion.com/news-happening-faster-than-man-can-generate-uninformed-1851601466 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    58 mins
  • TTB256: Nutty Goodness

    TTB256: Nutty Goodness
    Jul 15 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 256 for Monday, July 15, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Oatmeal Cookie Stout from Cheboygan. https://untp.beer/54wQ7 Robert made sweet love to a Fluff Stuff Orange from Drekker. https://untp.beer/yPGeg Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll shoot down your delivery drone. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is running for President. Florida Man® shot down a Walmart delivery drone. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-shoots-walmart-delivery-drone/61455015 Florida Man®, already on probation for voyeurism, was caught naked in his neighbor’s backyard. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/south-miami-man-on-voyeurism-probation-arrested-again-after-video-shows-him-in-neighbors-backyard-police/3348345/ A man in Thailand woke up with a snake in his pants. Seriously, there was a venomous cobra in his underwear. Now that we’ve cleared up any jerk references to his penis (pun intended), the snake almost bit the guy in his penis. He’s fine. We’re never visiting Thailand though. https://thesun.my/home-news/thai-man-wakes-up-to-find-a-cobra-chilling-in-his-boxer-shorts-AE12610473 A DoorDash driver was suspected of leaving feces inside a customer’s drink. Apparently, that’s frowned upon. https://ksltv.com/659129/doordash-driver-suspected-of-leaving-feces-inside-womans-drink/ An inherent problem with social media is that it’s not fair other people get to enjoy their lives while the rest of us are forced to watch. https://www.theonion.com/report-it-not-fair-other-people-get-to-enjoy-their-liv-1851573097 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    46 mins
  • TTB255: Fart Tax

    TTB255: Fart Tax
    Jul 1 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 255 for Monday, July 1, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Upside Down Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/xPLN1 Robert made sweet love to a KBS Chocolate Espresso from Founders. https://untp.beer/fd670ef647 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll start taxing your farts. July 4th is coming! ‘Merica! The Presidential debate season is upon us. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Biden’s awkward silence. Denmark is going to start taxing cow farts. https://apnews.com/article/denmark-cow-tax-greenhouse-gases-9a570518639e0a1990806fd1a05ac11a Two Philadelphia porch pirates were fighting over the same package. https://www.phillyvoice.com/porch-pirates-pennsyvania-video-fight-package-theft-berks-county/ A man in North Dakota broke into a garage just to steal animal crackers. https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/06/25/one-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-garage-steal-animal-crackers/ Never bring a tricycle to a machete fight. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/machete-fight-man-riding-tricycle-beach-gets-into-fight-with-another-man-over-flashlight/FRATRMVX5RAELPP2DLNUBLCQSY/ A Wisconsin man went for a morning run to start the day off miserable. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-on-morning-run-to-start-the-day-off-miserable Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • TTB254: Tasty Little Niblets

    TTB254: Tasty Little Niblets
    Jun 24 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 254 for Monday, June 24, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a French Toast Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/N5pzn Robert made sweet love to a Blackwater Series Peanut Butter Skilp (Stout). https://untp.beer/XP7dz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll run a marathon in your bathroom. We summarized Robert’s Michigan visit. We laughed. We cried. Mostly, we drank. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the First Presidential Debate. Biden and Trump are going to take turns digging themselves into a hole. Don’t forget the popcorn! A lost donkey was found living with a herd of elk after five years. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-donkey-elk-herd_n_666da1cfe4b0dbea0515024a A content creator became the first person to run a full marathon inside a Taco Bell. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ugh-madison-becomes-the-first-person-to-run-a-marathon-at-taco-bell/ The Ohio Supreme Court reinstated a lawyer who was caught pooping in a Pringles can. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2024/06/18/ohio-supreme-court-reinstates-lawyer-who-pooped-in-pringles-can/74142255007/ A woman from Iowa met a guy on a dating app before getting cold feet and calling 911 on him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/iowa-date-disaster-617240 Chili’s unveiled a new ad campaign stating, “At least we’re not Applebee’s.” I mean, it’s not the worst idea. https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    58 mins
  • TTB253: Large Amounts of Bowel

    TTB253: Large Amounts of Bowel
    Jun 10 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your sex doll. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon: A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn't. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/ A guy's colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html An elderly woman didn't want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613 A paramedic stole a dead guy's sex doll after having his way with it. He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589 A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don't know any more than that. We're sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502 Biden’s Rigor Mortis won't stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    Less than 1 minute
  • TTB252: Traffic Court Blunder

    TTB252: Traffic Court Blunder
    Jun 3 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant snakes in your bathroom. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President. Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/ An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237 In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061 A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    46 mins
  • TTB251: Cheap White Cheddar

    TTB251: Cheap White Cheddar
    May 27 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419 Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell your municipality that you’re harboring illegal support animals. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese. A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630 A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/ A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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  • TTB250: Emotional Support Gator

    TTB250: Emotional Support Gator
    May 13 2024
    The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a snake in your pants. No, that’s not a sexual reference. Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show. Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/ See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story. A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0 Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1 Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/ A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/ Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.
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    54 mins