• The World According To Steve

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The World According To Steve

By: Steve
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  • It's Me
    © 2020 The World According To Steve
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  • #8 Woah Back It Up, Amber

    #8 Woah Back It Up, Amber
    Oct 16 2020
    It's me, Steve again.Right? Listen to this. just had a message from my niece, Amber, and she's going, Oi, you keep having a go at my man and ill have you. i mean it i really do ill swing for you.I'm like woah back it up amber, I'm your relative. I'm related to you i'm uncle Steve. Do you remember me, uncle Steve?No.All you care about is your boyfriend. Daniel, is that who you care about now? Don't care about family no. Okay. I'll get you Amber. So now this is war. me you Amber were all at war, your side, my side. And itll never be the same again, Amber, you got one chance, put some money in a brown envelope give it to me dont say nothing more and it's all over. Okay.
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    1 min
  • #7 Brian

    #7 Brian
    Oct 14 2020
    Hi, Steve, the PT. I'm back again. I want to tell you a little bit about a friend of mine.His name is Brian and Brian have known him all my life. We went to infants school together. He's my bestest friend in the entire world.One day, I'm going to have to kill him. Want to know why? Well, see, I grew up supporting a team call Tottenham Hotspurs they call them the spurs and Brian, he grew up supporting the team who arsenal, they, call them the gunners.Guns are not good for you. They are bad. People that use guns are bad people. Why would you call your team the gunners unless you were a bad person?I used to really care about Brian, but every morning for the past 10 years, he sends me messages, annoying messages, slacking my team off.That's a no, no, you don't do that. Brian. Cause then you make enemies. And Brian, I used to be your friend. but now I'm your enemy,I'm gonna get you if its the last thing I do cause your bad person, Brian. You like to wind people up and get them mad. And at
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    3 mins
  • #6 Ugly Real Ugly Ugly

    #6 Ugly Real Ugly Ugly
    Oct 13 2020
    Hi, it's me, Steve. I'm back again. I've been asked by some of my fans. Why is it? I don't show my real face.It's really sad. Really, really sad. Pull up a chair, sit down. Let me explain it to you. Reason. I don't show my real face on camera. its cause I'm ugly. Real, ugly. Not just average ugly. I mean, ugly, ugly.Yeah. Damn right. I'm not joking. When people look at me when they're walking down the road, they're like, Ooh, euuuu and like that. So I could never put myself on camera for fear for her and people creating a problem. Worldwide panic. People see my face panicking and screaming kind of bed at night, closing their eyes, see my face.waaaahSo I didn't want that happening so now. This is my persona.i look , gorgeous. Look at me. I think big eyes. Just what people like. They've never tried to look up my face because you turned to stone. I'm just like Medusa. Okay. Nowi got to run along now because I can hear someone coming. Think he's Ruby. Ruby's always checking on me.shes
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    2 mins
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