Episodes

  • #8 Woah Back It Up, Amber

    #8 Woah Back It Up, Amber
    Oct 16 2020
    It's me, Steve again.Right? Listen to this. just had a message from my niece, Amber, and she's going, Oi, you keep having a go at my man and ill have you. i mean it i really do ill swing for you.I'm like woah back it up amber, I'm your relative. I'm related to you i'm uncle Steve. Do you remember me, uncle Steve?No.All you care about is your boyfriend. Daniel, is that who you care about now? Don't care about family no. Okay. I'll get you Amber. So now this is war. me you Amber were all at war, your side, my side. And itll never be the same again, Amber, you got one chance, put some money in a brown envelope give it to me dont say nothing more and it's all over. Okay.
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    1 min
  • #7 Brian

    #7 Brian
    Oct 14 2020
    Hi, Steve, the PT. I'm back again. I want to tell you a little bit about a friend of mine.His name is Brian and Brian have known him all my life. We went to infants school together. He's my bestest friend in the entire world.One day, I'm going to have to kill him. Want to know why? Well, see, I grew up supporting a team call Tottenham Hotspurs they call them the spurs and Brian, he grew up supporting the team who arsenal, they, call them the gunners.Guns are not good for you. They are bad. People that use guns are bad people. Why would you call your team the gunners unless you were a bad person?I used to really care about Brian, but every morning for the past 10 years, he sends me messages, annoying messages, slacking my team off.That's a no, no, you don't do that. Brian. Cause then you make enemies. And Brian, I used to be your friend. but now I'm your enemy,I'm gonna get you if its the last thing I do cause your bad person, Brian. You like to wind people up and get them mad. And at
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    3 mins
  • #6 Ugly Real Ugly Ugly

    #6 Ugly Real Ugly Ugly
    Oct 13 2020
    Hi, it's me, Steve. I'm back again. I've been asked by some of my fans. Why is it? I don't show my real face.It's really sad. Really, really sad. Pull up a chair, sit down. Let me explain it to you. Reason. I don't show my real face on camera. its cause I'm ugly. Real, ugly. Not just average ugly. I mean, ugly, ugly.Yeah. Damn right. I'm not joking. When people look at me when they're walking down the road, they're like, Ooh, euuuu and like that. So I could never put myself on camera for fear for her and people creating a problem. Worldwide panic. People see my face panicking and screaming kind of bed at night, closing their eyes, see my face.waaaahSo I didn't want that happening so now. This is my persona.i look , gorgeous. Look at me. I think big eyes. Just what people like. They've never tried to look up my face because you turned to stone. I'm just like Medusa. Okay. Nowi got to run along now because I can hear someone coming. Think he's Ruby. Ruby's always checking on me.shes
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    2 mins
  • #5 Peppers

    #5 Peppers
    Oct 12 2020
    Hi, it's me again, Steve. The PT. RememberI've done a really bad thing. I've got a friend. Her name is coriander. She's a really good friend of mine. Well, sometimes she's in a bad mood, so she's not always a good friend. Sometimes she's like a crazy friend, but I've given her a bottle of my mum's homemade. pepper, and it's really hot cause its got like really hot peppers inside. Not just standard peppers I'll mean really hot peppers.And I'm really worried cause I heard nothing from coriander all morning. So I think she's eaten that pepper cause she was going in last night. Wow. I eating pepper.And I think that peppers has gone through her and it's burnt her holding her bottom and that's why she can't answer. Cause she's probably at the hospital now,what can they do for nothing? cause this peppers lethal is proper hot stuff. Yeah. Even for me. And I'm used to it,the doctor says to me, Steve, you've got bad heart ain't supposed to eat peppers. I'm like, doc, Hey, I was born on peppers
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    2 mins
  • #4 Corvid Clarification

    #4 Corvid Clarification
    Oct 12 2020
    Hi, my name is Steve and I'm a PT and I know a little bit too much for my own good but some things I don't know, nothing about like this corvid thing that's going around. I mean, it's all this different information. And they keep telling you do this, don't do that, do this and do that. We are mask don't .wear a mask cover your eyes, don't cover your eyes.I mean, the latest one I've just heard is that if you're on a bus or an enclosed space, someone sneezes corvid is airborne. And it won't just go past your mask. It will go in your eyeballs you get it through your eyes.So if I squinted would that mean I won't get it, but if opened me, eyes I'll get it.Well, if I just close them permanently and walk around with me, eyes closed. Does that mean I'll be safer?And, you know, the thing is information keeps changing. It's coming from like the C.D.C and W.H.O, and I do always research things. We take some months to research it and then anyone with a pinch of a brain can actually work it out b
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    2 mins
  • #3 It's Me

    #3 It's Me
    Oct 11 2020
    Hi, it's Steve. Again, in this episode, I was going to tell you a bit more about myself, so you can make your mind up whether I'm just a complete Nutter or whether. I'm a nice guy, I think, or no. Doesn't matter what I think it's all about what you think anyway.I used to be really, really fit did bodybuilding did martial arts wing Chung.I was very good at it. And then when I was 40 II, I had a heart attack oh my God, it was terrifying.People always say to me, what did it feel like. I want to relive what happened to me. Don't send me that question. It felt painful and it hurt.Anyway, after the heart attack, they found out I was diabetic.So that could have had a part to play my heart attack. Cause diabetes can affect the heart, which a lot of people don't. know.Then they found I had gastro reflux horrible sleeping at night. All of a sudden reflux in all over the place. Extremely horrible.Then they found I had vestibular migraine. That's where I'll get really dizzy for no reason. feel l
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    5 mins
  • #2 Evil PT

    #2 Evil PT
    Oct 11 2020
    Hi, it's me again, Steve. Do you remember me? The one who was forced to create a YouTube channel by Ruby.She's probably listening in now so I got to. Keep pretending I like doing what. I'm doing but i don't. So I'm terrified. I'm scared of her i gotta do , this quietly cause ruby's my. Stalker, she's outside my front door. as soon as i, I opened the door. bang there's Ruby right in your face. So i got to keep on recordingnow, listen, I don't know what's going to happen in the future. Apple may say to me, take these down. Your using our technology. Don't like that. Make it stop. Then they might see me for all the money I've got guess what. I've only got a quid.thats all I've got on I'm poorin my next episode of the world, according to Steve, I want to tell you a bit about myself. So you understand where I'm coming from. In the meantime, if you want, you can go to my website, which is www.slimnastic.com/about. And you read all about me. And what I'm trying to do what I'm trying to achi
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    2 mins
  • #1 Pilot

    #1 Pilot
    Oct 11 2020
    Hi, my name is Steve and I'm a PT. Now my friend Ruby is a bit crazy. She stalks from here though.She said to me, Steve, your really funny, why don't you make yourself a show? And I'm like, I don't think so. Ruby. I'm not a star. Don't want to go to Hollywood. Don't need the money. Don't want to be rich, but Ruby's like.Steve, why don't you make her showbeginning of this, I told ya Ruby's a stalker. So if I don't make the show, she's going to be wearing my skin. Cause that's what she's like very aggressive, very, very acquisitive. So I've decided to make my own show. And this is called the world, according to Steve.ok ruby Can I stop now? Thank you. Okay. .
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    1 min