This week, we get into a little slice of hell called The Glove (1979); a movie so terrible the critics didn't even bother. BUT!... Bob and Rob kind of secretly liked it (don't tell Chris).

Prisoner pummels police with pernicious peripheral! Wanton destruction of police lieutenant’s property! Dropping daughter at daycare, driving off before she dips through the door! Not a noteworthy narrative! Foreshadowing from Prospector Pete! Dog the booty hunter? Sniffin’ and lickin’! John Saxon jive-talk! Inflation analysis! Mustachio piccolo playing pool person! You can’t beat a meat fight! Drops of Noir? Camping with the switchboard bitch, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Chris, Bob, and Rob finally hop on the bar and talk about Coyote Ugly... a film so bad that the podcast episode is almost as long as the damn movie itself. A brief write-up can't sum up everything that's wrong with this turd, so let's just get into this abomination the only way we know how!

Displeasing dancers drop drinks on drunk dudes! Bar owner babe with bad business blueprint! Practically petrifying poppa by popping a u-ey on the parkway! Navy nerds nabbing and dry-humping tap-house hooker! Back-alley ball bobbling! Obvious Aussie ogling! Miming musicians mindlessly meandering! Bob blinded by the Piper! Chris opens the dildo door! Cramming in the Casio! Hard to kill hospital hog-style heat! Cosby Drops, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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We (Rob) used to think that Nicolas Cage could do no wrong, but wow... get a load of this stinker! Left Behind. The rapture movie where everybody goes to heaven naked apparently.

Cage creates Christian catastrophe! Little person POS PSA! Bitch breaking windows with bibles! The return of Wet Willy Whispers! The supersonic Skipper suffocating scared citizens! Muslim/Midget martial arts! Potato roll blow-softeners! Hammers of cheese! Damsels with dementia left dangling by their deity? Baseball clubs! Sippin' on that Green Mountain money! Believer wieners! U2 bang bribes, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Stay tuned next week for Coyote Ugly.