One space explorer once thought one time that one thing he missed the most about gravitational dwellings is that they contained libraries. Sure he thought that surely he sure would like to peruse through an assortment of books.

As his boredom lay waste to his contemplation of his continual encapsulation, he considered for more than a brief moment, that his journey hadn't even begun. Hadn't even begun? Or wait, was he just dreaming in the first place?

Upon waking up from a sudden jolt - his mind coming to it's realization that he no longer was enslaved by an aimless trajectory of hopeless disconnect from civilization.

He tasked himself with the most noblest of tasks amongst the gravitational dwellers...

He called his mom.

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Are there trust issues with the zoo?

Will the mail service return to it's origins?

Can one equal all?

What does a lengthy time of talking without a script sound like?

All of that and more depends on a soon to be age old question - "how do you peel a banana?"

And yes, there might just be a competing taco in the US!

Welcome to the arrival of the "B" Team!

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What's been caught on camera after being caught on the beach?

Are hamburgers lying about being salads?

Will you be a happy robot pet in the future?

What's up with the big booms?

When the ice cream maker at your favorite buffet breaks down... free slices takes on a whole new meaning.

Welcome to our newly named podcast...TheDudesLibrary! Of course, you already knew that at this point...

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He has a very similar name to an Irish donkey and hosts a very famous show... Who is...

Can you win a bet without knowing it?

What olympic game would allow us to qualify?

Only the above can be summed up by a study conducted by a gal named Cindy.

Grab your favorite bucket of chicken and listen to what the Colonel sounds like post cage...

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What does water management really mean?

What happened in the 1800's?

How do you lose your appetite for spam?

How flat does the earth have to be to land a spacecraft?

Only hockey games can shatter the glass while you dance your heart away to a revitalized tragedy brought to you by a one hit wonder Swedish band from the mid 90's...

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What's worse?

How did football start?

How much food can you stuff in your pockets?

What economical jerky bracket do you fit into?

It's all described as good fun and friendly jabs... and then you find out what really happened.....

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What part of the duck is used for tape?

If you bring donuts, what's your plus one?

Do you have a favorite fictional music group?

Can you imagine what Mitch sounds like over text?

All of these questions are tough "trains" of thought for anyone trying to decipher their way thru eating a faux cake while sitting next to a very, very... very, still cat...

Today is - Bring Your "Pet" to Work Day! at TheDudesLibrary... enjoy!

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Does your lawyer know what kind of water you're drinking?

Can you sort thru comments and game on the side?

What would it look like if geese baited armed monkeys with a frog for the right to eat the flies?

Can an IQ test fix your bad judgement of choice?

Let's do the math in this episode and pretend for a moment that your listening to said episode, during which you begin realizing that you have sleep paralysis while comfortably having a one way conversation with your dentist during an extended stent in the chair... Just remember to flush out your gums after this listen!

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