If you’ve ever been just high enough to question your entire existence, this episode is your new spiritual home. We’re diving headfirst into the trippy, hilarious, mind-warping question:
“What even is reality?”

In this episode, we explore:

• Why your brain suddenly feels like it has four tabs open and all of them froze

• The strange moment when you look in the mirror high and think,
  “Is that really me… or just the meat suit I drive?”

• How we’re all basically NPCs wandering around doing side quests

• The weird glitch moments in real life—like when you walk into a room and forget why

• Why being high makes everything feel deeper than it actually is
  (“Bro… time isn’t real. It’s just vibes.”)

• The possibility that we’re all living in a simulation run by someone who definitely forgot to update the software

• And the classic stoner spiral:
  “If reality is what I experience… who’s experiencing ME?”

This episode blends comedy, cannabis chaos, and stoner philosophy into one big, hilarious existential meltdown—in the best way.

🎧 Press play and prepare to question everything… while laughing your face off.

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Get ready for an episode dedicated to the strange, the awkward, and the downright WTF things people do every single day—usually without realizing how bizarre they actually are.

In this episode, we break down the weirdest human behavior you definitely notice but never talk about, including:

• People who fake-laugh just a little too hard at unfunny jokes

• The ones who open a bag of chips like they’re diffusing a bomb

• Folks who talk to their pets in full sentences—and expect answers

• People who say “I’m not weird” (the biggest red flag of all)

• Awkward over-sharers who treat small talk like a therapy session

• The classic “hover behind you silently” move while you’re shopping

• And those strange habits that only come out when you’re high
  (like staring at a wall for 10 minutes and calling it multitasking)

This episode is a hilarious breakdown of the quirky, confusing, and totally relatable behaviors that make humans… humans. If you’ve ever watched people and thought, “No way we’re the dominant species,” this one’s for you.

🎧 Hit play for big laughs, weird stories, and pure comedy chaos.

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Get ready for a full-on comedy vent session, because this episode is all about the pet peeves that drive EVERYONE insane—the tiny things people do that make you question humanity, your sanity, and whether society is actually okay.

This episode dives into the funniest, most infuriating, most universally hated everyday annoyances, including:

• People who chew like a cement mixer

• That one coworker who acts like they invented being busy

• Drivers who treat turn signals like optional DLC

• Folks who stand in the middle of aisles like they own Costco

• The “I’ll put it back exactly where it DOESN’T belong” people

• Loud breathers, slow walkers, interrupters, and the classic “just asking questions” guy

• The weirdly specific pet peeves that hit way too hard when you’re high

• And the biggest pet peeve of all: people who think they have no pet peeves

It’s a mix of rants, reality checks, and the type of relatable chaos that makes listeners say, “Okay, I thought it was just me.”

🎧 Hit play, laugh with the madness, and maybe feel a little more normal.

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If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.

We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.

You’ll hear:

• How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul

• Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday

• The funniest detox myths people swear by:

  • “Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”

  • “If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”

  • “Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”

• Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t

• How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around

• The moment every stoner knows:

  • “Wait… is my job gonna test me?”

  • “Should I Google this?”

  • “Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”

It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.

🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).

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If your brain loves to hit you with deep thoughts at the worst possible times, this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem is going to feel uncomfortably accurate… and absolutely hilarious.

We’re diving into the chaotic world of overthinking, where your mind becomes a 24/7 conspiracy theorist, motivational speaker, and doom predictor—all at once.

You’ll hear:

• The ridiculous things my brain decides to obsess over at 2:47 AM for no reason at all

• Why overthinking turns simple tasks into Olympic-level mental gymnastics

• How one small decision becomes a 17-step spiral into hypothetical chaos

• The way weed can either calm your thoughts or make them so loud they sound like a podcast of their own

• Relatable anxiety moments like:

  • “Did I say something weird?”

  • “Did they think I meant something else?”

  • “Why did I remember that embarrassing thing from 8 years ago?”

• The comedic side of having a brain that just refuses to clock out

If you’ve ever wished there was a mute button for your own thoughts, this episode is going to make you feel seen, understood, and definitely amused.

🎧 Hit play and let’s laugh our way through the chaos inside our heads.

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Copycat Creators Are Ruining the Internet | Thoughts Off The Stem

The internet used to feel creative… now it feels like the group project where everyone copies the one kid who actually did the work. Today we’re breaking down how copycat creators, stolen ideas, and recycled trends have turned social media into the world’s most chaotic copy machine — and why originality keeps getting punished by the algorithm.

In this episode, we get into the stuff everyone online thinks about but never says:

• Why creators steal ideas and get rewarded for it

• How the algorithm kills originality

• Why every TikTok/video looks the same in 2025

• What it feels like when a bigger creator copies your content

• How “viral trends” destroy actual creativity

• And the hilarious, frustrating reality of trying to stand out online

This is part rant, part comedy, part therapy session for anyone tired of scrolling through the same recycled videos, the same jokes, and the same “new trend” that’s been dead for months.

If you’ve ever looked at your feed and thought, “Why does everything look exactly the same?” — you’re gonna feel this one.

🎧 Tap play and let’s roast the algorithm together.

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The cannabis industry is one of the fastest-growing, most chaotic, most demanding workplaces out there… so why do mainstream employers treat cannabis workers like their skills don’t count? Today we’re breaking down the massive misconceptions, the hidden skills, and the real reason employers still underestimate cannabis experience in 2025.

This episode hits EVERY frustration cannabis workers deal with when trying to enter “normal” jobs:

• Why companies think cannabis experience “isn’t real work”

• The outdated stigma that still follows cannabis employees

• The skills cannabis workers have that mainstream jobs desperately need

• The chaos of weed retail vs. the softness of regular retail

• How cannabis workers master customer service, crisis management, and compliance

• Why employers are flat-out wrong about what cannabis experience means

• And hilarious stories that prove cannabis workers do 10 jobs at once

If you’ve ever applied for a job and watched a hiring manager look at your cannabis experience like you grew it in your basement… this episode will feel painfully, hilariously accurate.

This is comedy, truth, and a well-deserved call-out to the corporate world.

🎧 Hit play — let’s talk about why cannabis workers deserve WAY more respect.

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Everyone tells you to “never give up,” but honestly? Sometimes giving up is the smartest, healthiest, most sanity-saving move you can make. In this episode, we dive into the real-life situations where quitting isn’t weakness — it’s strategy.And nobody ever teaches you this.

Today on Thoughts Off The Stem, we get brutally honest (and hilarious) about the moments where pushing harder is actually making your life worse:

• How to know when something is draining you, not growing you

• The difference between “being persistent” and “being delusional”

• Why we stay stuck in jobs, relationships, and routines that don’t serve us

• When giving up is actually upgrading your life

• How guilt keeps people from walking away

• What people really mean when they give bad motivational advice

• And the life lessons nobody warns you about in your 20s, 30s, or ever

This episode blends comedy, real talk, and the kind of advice people only figure out after life kicks them around a bit. If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re quitting too early — or hanging on WAY too long — this will hit home.

🎧 Press play and let’s talk about the art of giving up… the right way.

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