After scrolling through "Schizogram", Alex tasks Caleb with researching some dark secrets surrounding the NFL.

Caleb tries to be positive after sharing his distaste for modern music while Alex and Nat fear for the future of the US.

With a looming heatwave hitting their area Caleb shares his hatred for summer.

Caleb tells Alex about the recent controversies that have been going on in the WNBA leading to a discussion about women's sports and humanity in general.

After a long discussion on Pokemon and stupid business decisions Caleb tells Alex the tale of the a woman who has been the bane of his existence the past week; Susan Hunt.

Caleb and Alex have died. Standing at the pearly gates of heaven they are now judged to determine whether they make it to heaven or hell.

Caleb, Alex, and their buddy Ruben discuss the worst injuries they have sustained. Alex has leg shattering sneezes and Caleb and Ruben seem to lack a sense of self preservation at times.

The boys go through gaming history and rank all the consoles (that they can remember) since the atari.