CNN, Fox News, Google News, Apple News anywhere you get your information from is officially hot garbage. We are here to tell you that when you need information on what's going on in the world there is only one place to go, The Turtle War Podcast. Whether it's local news or international catastrophes we have everything you need right here. Come join us as we update you on the world and what is happening. It's time to get up to speed on everything you've been missing, It's our Current Events episode, part 2.

In this episode of the Turtle War Podcast, we dive into the history and traditions of April Fools' Day. We discuss the origins of the holiday, various pranks played around the world, and how it has evolved over time. We share our favorite April Fools' Day pranks, both successful and failed, and recount some of the most famous pranks in history. So Turtle Warriors, get ready for lots of laughs and great conversation as we discuss one of our favorite Holidays.

Its the April Fools Episode.

The year was 1976. Jimmy Carter defeated Gerald Ford to become the 39th President of the United States. Apple Computers officially became a corporation, and Kenner Products released one the most iconic stretch-based action figures of all time, “Stretch Armstrong”! This hunk of ill-defined muscles and hair gel stretched his way into the hearts and homes of children around the world.

Also, in 1971 McDonald’s released the Hamburglar. And that is somehow what the crew at the Turtle War Podcast are discussing this week.

So, get comfortable, stretch out, grab a burger (preferably off the plate of an unsuspecting kid in a popular restaurant) and get ready to laugh.

It’s the Stretch Burglar Episode.

In this episode, we dive into the tumultuous seas of current events, exploring the latest developments and controversies shaping our world. From the global stage to local communities, we navigate through the waves of news, offering insights, analysis, and perhaps a few surprises along the way.

Join us as we embark on a journey through the headlines, examining the stories that matter most and the impact they have on our lives. From politics to technology, culture to environment, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to unravel the complexities of the present moment.

Its the Current Events Episode.

Oh no Turtle Warriors, we are in trouble. We just woke up in a warehouse tied to a bomb with nothing to use to escape except a rubber band, a paper clip and an old candy wrapper. Is this a nightmare?! No this is a MacGyver. Not sure what that means? Well you are in luck because whether you are a die hard fan from 85 or just heard that term for the first time in your life, it doesn’t matter, you are about to fall in love with one of the smartest, coolest, most handsome characters Television has ever given us. It’s time to get serious, it’s time for the MacGyver Episode.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Alice went somewhere other than Wonderland! If Dorothy went through the Tornado but never made it to OZ! What if Mario fell into a pipe but didn’t come out in the Mushroom Kingdom?

Well Turtle Warriors, we wondered the same thing. But we didn’t just wonder, we sat down and answered all of these questions. Pop in some headphones and get ready to jam. This is episode 51. It’s otherworldly.

Turtle Warriors get ready, this is a big one! This episode we sit down with some special guests and review 2023. That is a huge deal for us hear at the Turtle War Podcast, but an equally, maybe even huger deal is that this is our 50th episode!!! We are so excited to have made it this far and can't wait to pump out 50 more. So get comfortable and get pumped as we relive some of the best moments from the last year! Its our 50th episode.

Tis the season for joy, laughter, and a sprinkle of holiday magic. In this special Christmas episode, we're unwrapping stories that warm the heart, exploring festive traditions, and maybe even decoding the secret language of Santa's elves. So, grab a cup of cheer, cozy up by the fire, and let's unwrap the festive fun together.

It's the Christmas Episode.