We talk fireworks (5:43), sticky stuff (10:55), and play a game we call "You're Out" (16:24).

We debate which method of book consumption is best (3:13), Thorny bemoans the comment section in the Facebook Marketplace (6:02), and we give you our two good things (9:51), including robot vacuums (14:14) and the Foley's guide to watching the Tour de France (17:43)

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We debate dry rub versus marinade for barbecuing (4:53), whether or not chili can or should be eaten all year long (10:08), and give you our top 3 summertime activities (16:19).

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We discuss whether "dumbphones" should make a triumphant return (6:51), getting in the weeds with your neighbors (12:09), and draft a lineup of McDonald's menu items for a last meal (19:22).

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Is it acceptable to name a child after yourself (9:07)? Foley shares a terrifying beer story (6:03), we talk summertime blues (14:44), and play a game of this or that (18:33).

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On the first episode of Two Dudes Named Ryan, we discuss women's jean fashion (4:11), coney dog imposters (9:27), the value of a good heckler (15:00), and compare which Coca-Cola is best (21:26).

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