On this weeks episode of The Two Joke Minimum Podcast, Ray presents to the world his theory that after a certain BMI you are in a sexual orientation all your own. He makes some great points. Enjoy!

Whoa look who it is! You're back for more. We knew you would be and you're right to come back because this is a sweet and funny episode that will go down in podcasting history. 

So now that you've been vindicated in your podcast listening sensibilities why dont you go ahead and drop us a sweet comment. It helps the machines, who don't know we're sweet, to now we're sweet and tell other people about us. They said AI was gonna take over the world but it doesn't look like it at this rate. 

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We're back with another banger. It's been a while butbthis episode is a real treat. It's got more jokes packed into it than a snickers has peanuts. We hope you enjoy and please don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Also, if you could leave us a comment that would be real nifty nd we would be forever in your debt. 

Another classic TJM coming at yas. We cover a lot of ground here. For all live shows check out our social medias. Enjoy!

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Steve just returned from his trip to Salem and regails us his adventures. Theres also plenty of talk about Jesus and the Olson twins. The stuff you come to us for. Classic ep, enjoy!

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Hey hey, please pardon in interuption in the contiousness of our episodes. We've been experience numerous technical difficults due almost entirely to user error. But heres an episode for your enjoyment. 

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Sometimes we read books and sometimes we talk about those books in our everyday lives. Some of our everyday lives involve recording podcasts which is how we got to talking about what we would do if we were eccentric billionaire game designers. Who had the resources and the means to create a vast virtual reality where anything is possible. Then within that reality create a game where you had to decipher riddles to find clues to find more riddles and clues, what pop culture references we would use. Except we did it in a dumb way not smart like in the book. 

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All rise! Court is now in session. We're back from our brief recess to bring another banger. *Bangs Gavel* 

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