Episodes

  • Thromb Chaos Incarnate
    Aug 1 2024

    "The ground quakes. Thrumb has awakened. Your end is nigh."

    We made a Dune-brood elemental that will probably get banned in your play group because they clearly hate fun.

    This week's mechanic:

    converge: Converge — ... for each color of mana spent to cast it.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Theseri Aether Unravaller
    Jul 25 2024

    "The sands of time stop for no one. For some, we can excelerate the movement."

    We made a bant centaur who's dashing friends onto the battlefield.

    This week's mechanic:

    Dash: [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Trasak, Living Garrison
    Jul 18 2024

    "Thassa usually kept her pet under lock and key. But sometimes she was asked to provide an army in a hurry."

    We made a Grixis octopus that swings hard and fast.

    This week's mechanic:

    Battalion: Whenever this card and at least two other creatures attack, …

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Fizzgig Cackling Gaurd
    Jul 11 2024

    "There's no stoping him. Why even try? He has a never ending supply of those damned bricks. No one will ever get in to see Mizzix with him around."

    WE. ARE. BACK!

    After a year of fartin around, we decided to grace the airwaves once again. This week we come at you with an Izzet goblin who's here throwing fists(or bricks).

    This week's mechanic:

    Renown: N (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put N +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Maulocht, the Cursed Scream
    May 27 2023

    "Every army should a have battle cry. You know, to strike fear. One might say he uh...takes it to new heights." -Izzet bodygaurd.

    We made a berserker for everyone's favorite mage guild. 

    This week's mehcanic is:

    Afflict: Afflict N (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses N life.)

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    58 mins
  • Council of Tolaria
    May 12 2023

    "What do you mean your raising my property tax! I'll lose everything!"

    We made a politics commander that just wants everything to go. Even it's own stuff.

    This week's mechanic is:

    Vanishing: Vanishing N (This permanent enters the battlefield with N time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Putridwing, the Blight Spawn
    Apr 21 2023

    "It's nothing you've ever seen. It billows black ichor across everything it touches. Nothing living survives it's touch. The land itselft dies, never to recover."

    We made a phyrexian horror that blows up lands and spreads disease.

    This week's mechanic is:

    Infect: Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Zul'Tani Corruptor Brute
    Mar 30 2023

    "He was protector of the woods until Norn showed up. Now he's nothing more than violence sent out to weaken the front lines."

    We made a Gruul troll trying to draw cards...and beat dat ass of course.

    This week's mechanic:

    Proliferate:  (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) 

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    1 hr and 6 mins