Episodes

  • #32 - ft. TrackMyBrown's Adam Keily
    Jul 29 2024

    Aaron and Lincoln welcome special guest Adam Keily, creator of TrackMyBrown. We chat about some useless stats and the ties
    - How TrackMyBrown started
    - Has Browny shied away from his mouldy's as a result of Adam's work?
    - Why Adam developed the TrackMyBrown AFL Odds Remover for Google Chrome
    - Daniher claims the Jetta Award
    - Pendles has played 400 games since Essendon has won a final

    Follow TrackMyBrown on Twitter (X), Instagram, and Facebook: @TrackMyBrown

    Chrome extension: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/trackmybrown-afl-odds-rem/cdbdicmoolcnfacknhampafmeapkhfgl

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    54 mins
  • #31 - Doctor Statsman Flies Solo
    Jul 22 2024

    Lincoln jumps on for a short solo episode and discusses:
    - Pendles and Sidebottom's less than ideal 300th game as teammates
    - Rory Lobb finally breaks the 20 disposal mark
    - The ongoing battle for the Jetta Award*
    - Biggest differential for tackles inside forward 50
    - And much more.

    * Lincoln was not aware Papley had been ruled out for 4-6 weeks at the time of recording.

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    15 mins
  • #30 - Saints Premiership FaVoUrItEs, Most Goals but never First
    Jul 8 2024

    Mitchell is joined by Della and Lincoln as they chat about:
    - Saints premiership chances
    - The only time a top 4 teams percentage was below 100 and a bottom 4 above 100
    - Most first letter names in a match
    - Most goals by a player who never won a club goal kicking award
    - Jetta Award continues
    - New leader for the BrownMo Award

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    45 mins
  • #29 - Essendon %, 8 Goals 0 Marks, Harrison Petty Goal Stinking
    Jul 1 2024

    IN - Crowey
    OUT - Della (Hamstring Awareness)
    Mitchell is joined by Liam and Lincoln who race to find who the best statsman is.
    Also we talk about:
    - Essendons terrible %
    - Harrison Petty's need to play with Kevin Bartlett
    - Les Lee
    - Most behinds in the first quarter
    - Most scoring shots in a game
    - Lot's of pot shots at Essendon

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    58 mins
  • #28 - Spoon to Finals, De Koning Record, Behindless Halves
    Jun 24 2024

    Mitchell is joined by Dr. Lincoln and Aaron to chat about:
    - Carlton being amazing
    - De Koning brothers SuperCoach record
    - Halves of footy without a behind
    - North's chances to go from spoon to finals
    - Most top 10 brownlow from one team
    - Most sAdelaide losses in a row

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    48 mins
  • #27 - Doctor Statsman, Lobb v Z Dawson, BT's Record
    Jun 17 2024

    The Useless AFL Stats crew of Mitchell, Aaron and Dr. Lincoln chat about:
    - BT's Record
    - Lobb and Zac Dawsons equal record
    - North's (tanking) strategy to get the next Harley Reid
    - Lewis Jetta Award keeps pumping
    - Dusty Martin and his 300th + Stats

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    39 mins
  • #26 - Goalless Winners, Circle of Parity, Lowest Saturday Score
    Jun 10 2024

    Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about:
    - North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast
    - Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast
    - The lowest scoring Saturday of all time
    - Record for goalless quarters to win the game
    - SuperCoach HS with the same last name

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    38 mins
  • #25 - McKay Brothers, 30 Disposal Record, Brownlow Metric
    Jun 3 2024

    Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln:
    - Umpiring Frustrations
    - Brownlow Metric
    - McKay Brothers record?
    - Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams
    - Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores
    - Most goals by Ben's in a team

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    54 mins