What could have been so bad about this revisiting of a 25-year-old cult classic adaptation of a cult classic novel that its release was delayed a full day? Let's all find out together!

What led Michelle to say, "it's about an orphanage where children were sent to die, but it wasn't so bad at first"? Let's all find out together!

How many spider movies does it take to completely screw up both Michelle and JD's day? Let's all find out together!

What could possibly have happened in this Earth Day bonus episode to make us completely forget it's also our EPISODE 200? Let's all find out together!

How many other movies Jenna probably didn't watch did we end up discussing in this episode beside The Cabin in the Woods? Let's all find out together!

How many histrionic, psychopathic, utterly delusional people in the middle of a love triangle does it take to make a horror movie? Let's all fnd out together!

Do we have a new contender for #1 burlap sack with one eye hole cut out wearing horror villian? Let's all find out together!

It's another edition of our monthly "gaze in wonder and astonishment at Michelle's voracious appetite for terror, horror, and all things uncomfortable" episode!