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"But where else can you see Sean Connery as King Agamemnon fighting a Minotaur?" Kenny quips, and that's just the start of our deep dive into the wacky world of "Time Bandits" (1981). This episode unravels the whimsical, disjointed, and absolutely unpredictable plot of this Terry Gilliam classic.

We share our initial skepticism about a kid like Kevin diving into history with time-traveling dwarves, only to find ourselves chuckling at the absurdity and questioning the lack of consequences for their timeline-altering antics. From parents more interested in kitchen gadgets than their own son to the delightfully odd appearance of historical figures like Robin Hood, we dissect it all. We also bring our own ideas to the table—how about integrating historical figures into Kevin's everyday life? Or perhaps a more conclusive ending with Fireman Agamemnon stepping in as Kevin's guardian?

And don’t miss our lively debate over the movie's length and our take on modernizing this tale while maintaining its crafty, dream-like essence. Grab your history book and prep your time machine for a ride through this bizarre and whimsical narrative!

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the multifaceted world of "The Acolyte" (2024) and unravel all the intricate details that make this show both infuriating and intriguing. From discussing the potential memory wipes and the mysterious figure of Darth Plagueis to the impactful yet sometimes baffling actions of Qimir, we cover it all. Are the deaths in Episode 5 just a means to tie up loose ends, or do they serve a larger narrative purpose? And can Dave Filoni's magic touch salvage Season 2?

We even explore alternative storytelling approaches, like the engaging multi-arc structures seen in "Andor," and our desire to see more character backstories fleshed out. And yes, the fighting choreography, with its unique lightsaber styles and cortosis elements, gets its much-deserved praise.

Tune in as we dissect the twists, turns, and mysteries of "The Acolyte" and offer our take on what could elevate this series to new heights.

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Ever wonder what happens when a horror-averse host finds himself surprisingly intrigued by a spine-chilling found-footage film? Jonathan's suspicion about that "movie camera" shot led to a hilariously passionate debate with Kenny about the balance between cinematic flair and found-footage authenticity.

In this episode, we dive into "Late Night with the Devil," exploring its nostalgic 4 by 3 aspect ratio, fascinating character arcs, and Lily’s mesmerizing role. We discuss improving the visual representation of deaths to heighten the film's mystery and why a documentary-style cameraman might add a layer of authenticity. Plus, we brainstorm how some characters' survival could pave the way for potential sequels and speculate on intriguing tweaks to the hypnosis scenes.

Join us as we also explore the film "Riggles," with its eerie light beams and séance sequences, followed by reminiscing about classic horror versus modern shock value. This episode is a deep dive into narrative cohesion with a touch of nostalgia. As always, we wrap up with recommendations and eagerly await your thoughts!

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In this episode, we take a deep dive into the enigmatic world of mystery box shows, dissecting what makes them tick and where they sometimes falter. We examine the intricate mysteries of "Night Sky" and "Outer Range," comparing their pacing, character development, and overall execution. From Irene and Franklin's curious discoveries to the perplexing voids and time-bending chaos in the Abbott Ranch, we explore how each show weaves its complex narrative and whether they truly engage the audience or leave us bewildered.

We’ll also touch on what we’d do differently to maintain the suspense and intrigue that mystery box shows promise. Whether it's "Night Sky's" gradual revelation of a hidden world or the chaotic elements of "Outer Range," we weigh in on the elements that make or break these sci-fi dramas. Join us for an in-depth discussion that promises to unlock the secrets behind crafting an irresistible mystery.

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This episode dives headfirst into the exhilarating world of deep fakes, stunts, and romantic comedy tropes as we dissect the movie "The Fall Guy." From Colt’s daring stunt to fake his own death to Hannah Waddingham's and Aaron Taylor Johnson’s sizzling on-screen chemistry, we’re breaking down every intricate detail of this action-packed spectacle. And let's not forget the captivating cameos by Lee Majors and Heather Thomas that had us doubling back on our perceptions of nostalgia.

We don't hold back on critique either, discussing elements we’d tweak—like giving the romantic plot more resistance or reworking some action sequences for better narrative flow. Plus, our anticipation builds as we plan to revisit the original "Metal Storm" and wonder if the drug angle revamp could lure in Tom Cruise for a cameo!

Tune in for an episode crammed with stunts, laughs, and our signature literary deep dive into the cinematic tapestry of "The Fall Guy."

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This episode dives deep into the glittering mysteries and dark corners of “The Acolyte” (2024), the newest addition to the Star Wars universe. From refining Indara’s storyline to introducing a Sith Lord with a chilling red lightsaber, we unpack what works and what doesn’t in this promising series.

Join us for an engaging breakdown of the choreography and dialogue, our take on the inconsistent episode length, and why the Star Wars fandom seems split. We’ll even touch on the curious introduction of Qimir, the potion dealer – could he be intertwined with the Sith in unexpected ways? Our discussion spans timelines and references, from Darth Plagueis to potential Yoda cameos.

We’re not just discussing what is; we’re venturing into what could be. Whether it’s reworking the first episode or enhancing the thriller aspects, there’s a lot we’d tweak. So buckle up your podracers, because this conversation will jump into lightspeed before you know it.

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"How did we get to a fireworks accident causing total character redundancy?" That moment had us laughing in disbelief as we tried to make sense of the critical plot flaws in the latest Spider-Man universe movie.

This episode dives into the tangled web of poor storytelling choices in "Madame Web (2023)." From the befuddling female spider names and inexplicable timeline issues to the severely underutilized characters like Spider-Woman, we unpack every misstep that leaves the audience scratching their heads. We even floated our ideas on how the story could've better spotlighted sidelined characters and delved into more dynamic and meaningful narratives. Think Spider-Woman is at the forefront, with Madame Web as a pivotal supporting character.

Naturally, no review would be complete without touching on the film's questionable character development, or lack thereof, and critiquing the decisions behind focusing on a character with underwhelming powers. And, of course, we question why a character with precognition didn't foresee her own catastrophic injury.

Join us as we navigate through Sony's uneven attempts at expanding their Spider-Man universe, discussing the flaws, frustrations, and potential improvements for future iterations. Plus, hear our take on how Marvel crossovers and a more engaging cast could save this tangled web of a film.

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Why would a General in future Earth's military enlist the help of an untrained analyst to stop the biggest A.I. threat humanity has ever encountered??

It's moments like these that had us questioning everything about Netflix's new original Sci-Fi movie, Atlas.

In this episode, we dive deep into the layers of this sci-fi spectacle, critiquing everything from plot holes to bizarre character choices. Jonathan and Kenny dissect the movie's lack of coherence, its campy moments reminiscent of a 90s B-movie, and the wildly inconsistent use of AI technology. We weigh in on Jennifer Lopez's performance and the Arc suits that seem inspired by Titanfall Titans and Pacific Rim Jaegers. Hell, one type of Titan in Titanfall is called an Atlas-class Titan! They couldn't have been more on the nose.

Trust us; our suggestions for a Titanfall-inspired prequel might just be the redemption arc Atlas needs.

From analyzing the A.I. motivations to discussing why any analyst would lead a defense team, we leave no stone unturned. Tune in for a hilarious and critical breakdown, where we imagine better character development and more sensible plotlines. If you've ever shaken your head at a movie and thought, "I could write that better," this episode is for you.

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