Episodes

  • Top 10 Sports Movies
    Jul 29 2024

    The year is 2024. The Olympics are upon us. Sports movies are upon us.

    What is the most athletic killer? Who is your starting 5 horror villains? Is there a lot of landing and landing strips in porn? What are your favorite sports movies?

    Enjoy!

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    42 mins
  • Tarot
    Jul 21 2024

    The year is 2024. The cards have decided the fate of The Crew. The stars and planets veto'd it.

    Have you ever had a reading done? Do all basic white girls read tarot cards? Would you read your ex-boyfriend's tarot cards? Can wimpy kids chug about 6 beers without dying? Was The Astrologist kind of cute? What's wrong with horror movies in 2024? Is it looking up from here? What was the worst movie you saw in the past 3 years, and why was it Blonde?

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Sasquatch at NJ Horror Con
    Jul 9 2024

    The year is 2024. Kids are throwing up in Rainforest Cafe's and Sasquatch is throwing poop inside rainforests.

    Is having 3 different drinks the proper amount of drinks? What baby birth was the best so far this year - The First Omen, Immaculate, Sasquatch Sunset & Babes? Is Pat anti-baby? Have you ever been to NJ Horror Con? Have you ever been to Edison, NJ? Is Kane Hodder a 3 different drink man? Is getting punched in the face by Kane Hodder a privilege? Are parents unhinged for ordering the wildest dessert only moments after their children throw up? Is it okay to write "your manager is an asshole" to a nice RainForest Cafe waitress? Have you seen Sasquatch Sunset? Is it toilet humor, or a Seth Roagn "dick joke" movie? Do you think all movies should have practical effects? Do you believe in Sasquatch?

    Thank you for listening!

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    55 mins
  • Civil War
    Jul 8 2024

    The year is 2024. The country is split and a civil war is amongst us. Gas is $9 a gallon but milk is roughly $0.17 a gallon for some reason.

    Was Drive Away Dolls a movie for men? Is Dune: Part Two the best movie of the year this far? Is Enrique a lunatic? Was the acting in Sting top-tier? Would you let an amateur, non-credential having girl join you on a very dangerous expedition with you? Are you okay with not getting any context about anything about the movie? Was not knowing what side is which the best part of the movie? Would a sequel ruin the movie? What would you do if you ran into Jesse Plemons character? Are you excited about any movie that is due to come out soon?

    Thank you for listening! Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Writing Genius, Brian DuBois
    Jul 7 2024

    The year is 2024. The crew walks into a bar. *insert joke*

    If you could put yourself into any horror book, which one would it be? Would Dracula like the plot of the Twilight movies? Have you ever had the McDonalds Halloween cassettes? Were you ever told scary stories or tales as a kid? Is Enrique "a man" when it comes to being afraid? Keith David is from Harlem? Do you have any teachers that believed in you? Should problems be solved with blunt-forced trauma or should we discuss and debate them? Does Pat really not look in the mirror? Do we lose our handsomeness or do we just settle into it? Did you know Enrique's secret identity is Big Sweat? Is taking a shower pointless if you sweat out as a cleanse?

    Check out Brian DuBois at BrianDuBoisAuthor and you can also find his work on Amazon, Godless.com and GoodReads.com

    Thanks for listening! Enjoy!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The First Omen
    Jul 5 2024

    The year is 2024. The crew has traveled back to the 70's to stop Damien from being born. They were unsuccessful because they were too distracted watch The Omen.

    What are your favorite PG-13 horror movie? Is the Insidious franchise the GOAT PG-13? Are PG-13 films now being made to attract the younger demographic? Was taking on The First Omen as your first directorial debut mad wild or mad confident? Where would you want to find the Mark of the Beast at on your body? Were the sidekick nuns Latina or Italian? Were they speaking Italian or Spanish? Would you rather give birth to scientifically reincarnated Christ or the Anti-Christ? Would you drink milk delivered on your front porch an hour ago? Do Nuns wear ski masks?

    Thank you for listening!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Immaculate
    Jun 24 2024

    The year is 2024. The crew have decided to take a vow of silence, but immediately broke it.

    What is your favorite WrestleMania moment? What is your ultimate movie tag-team partners? What slasher would be the best wrestler? Is Enrique down with LWO? Should the Jersey Devil have a genuine statue made of it in New Jersey? Is Golden Pigeon the best diner ever? Was Sydney Sweeney a boss for liking a script and then buying the rights to it so it can be made? Would this movie had been better if it had the Devil in it? Do you think that the villain is just a dork? Did the third act live up to the hype? Was that a baby or a pug making noises at the end of the movie?

    Thank you for listening!

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    1 hr
  • The Gnarly Frank Grow
    Jun 22 2024

    The year is 2024. Enrique has a 3pm appointment with Dr. Noguchi.

    Would living with the TMNT be stressful? What God of what emotion would you be? Has Enrique really been sad for 7 straight years? Have you been to a Psychotronic film showing before? Have you ever walked out of a movie before? Did the movie Inside Out give you emotions? Is Godzilla Minus One still one of the greatest movie of the century? Would you ever throw a tire at Enrique? Should movies use more practical effects and art instead of being CGI heavy?

    Thank you for listening!


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    1 hr and 34 mins