Our gay-as-a-tennis-player florists, Sarah and Izzy ignore a fireworks display, kick gross Cooper in the nads and writhe around together on a very expensive pile of flowers. Gather your many Irishes, don your best nightie and entire tracksuit combo and lets go on a cute, gay romp around the borough of Camden!

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Our perfect scores Sarah and Izzy pass the secret SAT, receive their tiny skirts in the mail and head off to be extremely impractically dressed doing spying and shit. Pack your not-Amy-machine, get in your vintage blue car and come on a very fun, very gay spying adventure in our first almost-perfect (why do early 2000s films always have to have the r-slur in them) film!

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Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com

Our festive "friends" Sarah and Izzy head off to a small republican town to visit Kristen Stewart, Aubrey Plaza, Dan Levy and more surprisingly famous actors. Gather your bitchy and/or goofy sisters, pick up a white elephant gift and drag your girlfriend along for the worst 5 days of her entire life - it's time to indulge in a lovely feel-bad Christmas romcom!

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Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com