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A viral video has emerged of Joe Rogan spending 20 minutes in an ice bath. You know, it's nice to see Rogan finally shriveling something else besides the minds of his listeners.

In the UK, a Brad Pitt look-alike says he had to delete dating apps after being "stalked" by women. Apparently it got real bad when he wouldn't be left alone by a Jennifer Aniston look alike. And you know what? It's exactly the same for us "Sprint Guy" lookalikes. Exactly the same.

Did you guys catch this? LeVar Burton's Jeopardy guest-hosting debut was overshadowed by something bizarre: a contestant's points sank to negative $7,400 and broke the record for lowest score ever. Dang! Looks like someone never watched Reading Rainbow!

In professional wrestling news, Chris Jericho had his face grated by a pizza slicer in a bizarre, gruesome match. Even more painful and gross, Jericho was then forced to eat a slice of Papa John's.

Listen up, Olympics fans! Forget the human athletes, because this basketball robot stole the show by sinking perfect half-court shots and 3-pointers. Apparently the beta versions were all painted white and it couldn't hit a single shot, but painting them black fixed the issue. Part of me is scared by this kind of technology, but the other part of me wants to know: is it available this Saturday to play in my pick up game?

Finally, Ben Affleck was caught in a paparazzi photo grabbing himself a handful of J Lo as they chilled on a yacht. No word yet on whether J Lo grabbed herself a handful of Ben's Beantown. Oh I'm getting an update: it was actually a rehearsal for the new movie Batman vs. Superbutt.

Check this out. The latest Biden gaffe is, Joe claims he used to drive an 18-wheeler. Maybe he's thinking of an Amtrak train? They have at least 18 wheels. Oh, I'm getting an update: he now claims he remembers when there weren't any wheels.

In White House news, Biden has ordered immigration judges to stop using the term "alien". Instead, they must now use the term "future democrat".

Did you guys catch this? Donald Trump said LeBron James should get "sex reassignment surgery" and compete in women's sports. Looks like someone leaked to Trump the script for Space Jam 3.

This is scary. According to a new poll, 47% of Republicans say the time will come "to take the law into our own hands". I guess they have no choice because Trump's hands aren't big enough to take anything. Anyway, for more on this story, check out NBC's newest show, Law and Mental Disorder.

Finally, here's something that made me giggle. The newest trend in the dominatrix community is demanding their submissives get vaxxed. I guess that explains Joe Biden's new wardrobe choices.