We are taking a short(ish) break from the pod. Both I and Warden of Chaos are going through some big life changes, and it just so happens we are going through them at exactly the same time. So we're taking a break until both our lives become a bit more stable. As far as a timeframe goes, we're looking at restarting near the beginning of April, if all goes well.

in the meantime, I will be remixing some old episodes and reposting them every Friday. They will clearly be marked RERUN in the pod description. When we return, we will definitely let you know. We'll see you in about a month!

We ran out of time this month so here's a quicky:

• God that was a shitty review!
• Warden thinks you should walk for 20 minutes a day.
• Eddy does a shallow dive into the rise of sports betting.
• You know how you have to erase your browser history sometimes? You have to do that with your car, too.
• Sperm donation is all the rage in China, thanks to a nifty contraption that resembles a vagina in a large parking meter.
• More self-help from Warden! Swimming is apparently good for you, but Eddy discovers you actually have to swim to get the benefit

See you next week!

Back to the usual silliness. At least I am. Warden wants to save the world this ep.

• His triple Venti at Starbucks cost him over 44k. Man their prices have shot up.
• Warden tells me I will never try cold water therapy. Too much of a pussy I guess.
• 15 minutes smoking a joint could save you 15% on your car insurance. Talk to Jake from State Farm, he seems cool.
• Why are superhero films so big right now? Beats the hell outta Eddy.
• I'd walk a mile to avoid a camel. Two, even.
• Warden continues to ruin my life, now with intermittent fasting.
• What's the matter with boredom? I'd tell you, but I'd find it boring.
• Warden says  cheap dates are on the rise, so I asked her out to McDonalds.

Something a little different this week. After you've listened to the pod, you can play the game along with us, at home. Go to https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos

• 6 months an invalid. But he can now look a woman in the eye without looking up.
• Stupid people more dangerous than evil people? Eddy investigates.
• Sex with a tailpipe.
• And Warden plays 'Being Jeff Bezos'. The game: https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos

Thanks for listening!

Heyyo!

• I'd walk 500 meters for a beer in India.
• The French have got that rubber thing down.
• We get the first message from a galaxy 900 billion light years away!
• Neither of us can figure out why people do this.
• Breaking from Axios! People hate their fucking jobs!
• January 6 rioter gets THE CHARGES.
• This fucking guy wants to annex Canada?
• And the White House unveils new plan to put the back of the label on the front.

See you next week!

• Instant karma gonna get you for setting fire to a public place.
• This goldfish wants to "catch 'em all", including the owner's bank account.
• Dance like no one's watching in Sweden, especially the police.
• $100K to buy my kid? You drive a hard bargain, mister.
• There's a LOT the matter with the National Restaurant Association.
• Warden's deep dive into people who suck their thumbs.
• Black Winesap, Candy Stripe, Royal Lemon, and Rabun Bald?
• And this North Korean custom will make your teeth fall out.

Warden tells me we will be back next week!

WE'RE BACK! Apologies for missing last week.

• Eddy revisits the story about a sculpture that burns clothing and accepts text messages?
• Slimebag pockets cash on the backs of old people.
• Try taking a bus to get to your stolen vehicle trial next time.
• Eddy tries to cut Warden's story about sex short, but she persisted.
• Your stressful job and broken marriage just aren't cutting it, heart attack-wise.
• Musk's Twitter takeover is making Teslas more affordable? And Warden learns on-air about kilometers and miles.
• Elevators of the future will get rid of all that tiring button pushing.
• And Eddy goes home with a year's supply of dog food after Warden's boomer test.

See you next week!

We're back! with more stories. A night of terror (for Warden) on this Florida Ferris wheel. Eddy thinks high fives are stolen valor. He investigates.  These 2 drug dealers had the brilliant idea of calling 911.  Hey! Your pickleball landed in my kale salad! Liberate the South Korean sex dolls! Can politics kill you? The answer may surprise you! And a nostalgic look back at the craziest headlines of 2022. See you next week!