A listener asked, so I answered. In this episode, I dive into the not-so-glamorous but absolutely essential topic of wag bags—those portable, sanitary bags we use to pack out human waste in the great outdoors. But don’t worry, I add my own humor and opinions to keep it interesting! Wag bags play a crucial role in responsible outdoor adventure, helping to keep our trails clean. I throw in some wag bag jokes, explore their history and evolution, and emphasize the importance of packing out toilet paper. And of course, I wrap things up with a few wag bag puns for good measure. Tune in for a fun and informative discussion that might just change the way you think about your next bathroom break in the wild!

takeaways

• Wag bags are portable, sanitary bags used to pack out human waste when outdoors.
• They are an essential part of responsible outdoor adventure and help keep trails clean.
• Wag bags have evolved over time and are widely used by backpackers, mountaineers, and other outdoor enthusiasts.
• Packing out toilet paper is also important to minimize environmental impact.
• Wag bags are a convenient and environmentally friendly solution for waste management in remote areas.

Sound Bites

• "Give your wag bag a little nod of appreciation. It's working hard to keep nature's call beautiful."
• "Why don't wag bags make good comedians? Because all their jokes are a little down in the dumps."
• "The term wag bag is often associated with waste alleviation and gelling."

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Topic Suggestion

02:24 What is a Wag Bag?

05:43 Benefits and Uses of Wag Bags

08:04 Wag Bags and Leave No Trace Principles

10:28 Packing Out Wag Bags: A Responsible Practice

19:26 History and Evolution of Wag Bags

23:39 Packing Out Toilet Paper

27:01 Wag Bag Puns and Conclusion