Omegaverse is finally here for you to feast upon, but it gets even better---we've got a tentaclit, everyone! 

And don't you worry, we've got some good ole fashioned blow jobs for all you vanilla people out there. It's so vanilla, they don't even take their shirts off!

"We're back, hopefully on a consistent schedule."

Marty and Sage go over the importance of washing your ass thanks to a Pride & Prejudice fic and a certain sociopath proves that you CAN have sex with yourself.

We are FINALLY back with a nice, long episode dedicated to Kota and their partner

A loveable cartoon mouse surprises us all with a brutal fart kink, and the love between a U.S. president and a very special someone blooms before your very eyes. Ready to hear Marty dry heave? 

On this episode we offer you Marty's terrible British accent while reading a One Direction fic, a Joe Biden and Donald Trump forbidden lovers fic, and a smutty fic with the most forgotten character in the DC universe: Robin. 

Another Lightning McQueen sex fic? Obviously! But this time he's getting topped by the Once-Ler! And have you ever dreamed of an overly gruesome sexual Ratatouille fic? Get ready to have your childhood ruined with some good ole fashioned dick stomping and vore. 

Buckle up because on this episode we take you through a BTS x Lightning McQueen orgy followed by an odd pairing of Hagrid x Hedwig from Harry Potter. Want to know how an owl manages to give head to a half giant? Time to find out!

On this episode, we present to you a Severus Snape x Taylor Swift mash up, some vegetables that have furry kinks, an uncomfortable Twilight fic, and some Skyrim skull fucking. Enjoy! 

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