Episodes

  • episode 19: we have severe identity issues

    episode 19: we have severe identity issues
    Feb 8 2023

    In this episode, Albert and Elijah talk about getting curved by a hookup, the Real Housewives, and touching brains in elementary school. It's group therapy this week, y'all.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • episode 18: cis-het men are the problem

    episode 18: cis-het men are the problem
    Feb 1 2023
    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode does involve discussion of SA/R*pe. Everything Is Cancelled is back, after a 2 week hiatus! This week Albert & Elijah dive into how bizarre a life without an inner monologue must be, and how treacherous cis-het (white) men are.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • episode 17: i want to be famous

    episode 17: i want to be famous
    Jan 11 2023
    Here’s a treat— this week Albert & Elijah kiki for almost half the episode! Later in the episode Albert talks about exercise and how difficult it can be to get motivated. Elijah opens up about his desire to perform and work a f*ckin crowd. To wrap this episode up the gays slay Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 15.
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • episode 16: elijah is in tinder jail

    episode 16: elijah is in tinder jail
    Jan 4 2023

    This week is the super special New Years edition of Everything is Cancelled! Spoiler alert -- this episode has little to do with New Years. Albert and Elijah commiserate over the shortcomings of Tinder, and recount their New Year's Eve experience. They also discuss Jamie Lee Curtis and her performance in Everything Everywhere All at Once. 

    Make sure to follow the show on Instagram: https://instagram.com/evrythngiscancelled
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    57 mins
  • episode 15: Jesus was seen

    episode 15: Jesus was seen
    Dec 30 2022
    On this episode Albert & Elijah celebrate getting new microphones for christmas! They open up by discussing their holiday before moving onto this week’s cancel; RIGHT WING FREAKS! They end on a positive note, slaying water picks & M&P Presents: A Drag Queen Christmas. Be sure to follow Everything Is Cancelled on Instagram @evrythngiscancelled
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • episode fourteen: the christmas holi-slay spectacular

    episode fourteen: the christmas holi-slay spectacular
    Dec 24 2022

    Get into the Christmas spirit with Albert & Elijah in this super special Christmas episode! This week, the two of them discuss all things holidays and share their opinions on gift-giving, Christmas flavors, and the politics of Grindr. Elijah tells us how he ruined Christmas for his grandmother, and Albert questions if he even needs a gift this Christmas. Grab a cup of hot cocoa and your favorite ugly sweater for the Everything is Cancelled Super Special Christmas Holi-Slay Extravaganza Spectacular Bonanza Show Episode! 

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • episode thirteen: happy birthday Mr. Ger

    episode thirteen: happy birthday Mr. Ger
    Dec 19 2022
    This week Albert & Elijah talk about caesar salad, cl*t suckers, internet scammers, and coo-coo banana healthcare workers.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • episode twelve: eatin' beans at rockafella centa

    episode twelve: eatin' beans at rockafella centa
    Dec 13 2022
    In this episode, Albert and Elijah chat about the times they frewed up, debate about food (once again), and reminisce on high school. Albert airs his grievances with people who won't leave him alone, and Elijah laments people with poor social awareness. The two of them share their experiences in retail and being treated like a dawg. They get to the bottom of whether or not Stevie Wonder is truly blind, and they discuss the implications of Doja Cat imbibing infant's blood as an Illuminati ritual. This week's slay is Matt Roger's special, "Have You Heard of Christmas," which has possessed our hosts with the spirit of Saint Nick himself. Grab a snack, cozy up, and we'll see you at Rockafella Centa! Follow us on Instagram: @evrythngiscancelled
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    1 hr and 2 mins