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An unofficial Minecraft novel for kids age 8, but great for ages 5-12 as well! Noob Herobrine is Herobrine's cousin. Not many know of him because he's kind and has basically no powers, or at least that's what most players think until Noob Herobrine discovers something secret under his house which leads him on an adventure to discover his true powers! - Noob Herobrine's randomness and whit is inescapable but brilliant! ✓ Approved for all ages! © Ray Savage 2024 No artificial intelligence of any kind was used in the creation of this book!

Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti - Dozens of names refer to the existence of a similar creature. Native American tribes have hundreds of stories that have been passed down from generation to generation. The Cherokee has one such story of a beast called Tsula 'kalu, who is said to be a forest-dwelling giant living in solitude covered in hair from head to foot. Many believe that the government is aware of Sasquatch, and to protect financial interests, they choose to cover up what they know. Many other theories permeate the landscape of cryptozoology, yet no scientific proof has ever been documented. ...

The Tales of the Fart Monsters Begin! Learn about the appearance of Fritz the Fart Monster and his special friend. This is a short and funny fart story meant for kids.

Where can you find the most hilarious jokes and riddles? Inside Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, of course. Kids, everywhere, are sure to find the perfect jokes that will tickle their funny bones, the silliest riddle of the day or the best brain teasers ever. And, with so many to choose from, this fun, easy to read book will have them laughing for hours. And it goes without saying that Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, also makes a great gift.

Harry has a great life, except for one big problem—his older brother. Randy seems to delight in making ten-year-old Harry’s life difficult. Sometimes it feels like he’s in a war at his own house. When Randy locks him and his art project in the pitch-black dark basement with the fire-breathing furnace, Harry vows to get even. But revenge may not be as sweet as he hoped when Randy blackmails him into a perilous canoe ride down the river. Has Harry followed his brother one step too far? Join the hilarious adventures of two brothers who battle to exist under the same roof. From Steven K. ...

Embark on an unforgettable adventure in "The Chronicles of Frank and Petra: A Minecraft Story," a thrilling tale that follows Frank and Petra, two courageous and humorous friends who conquer the world of Minecraft together. Set within the captivating pixelated landscapes, this dynamic duo battles fearsome mobs, overcomes treacherous challenges, and forms a bond that will redefine the very meaning of friendship. Through their journey, readers will explore the depths of enchanting caves, uncover powerful weapons and armor, and even step foot into the mysterious dimensions of the Nether and ...

My Years In Middle School: Parts 1 through 6 This is My Years in Middle School: Parts 1 through 6, which is a compilation of all six books in this series. Follow the adventures of Nancy Jane and her two best friends, Helen Schunter and Karen Stamm, as they experience school, boys, bullying, getting even, dealing with Nancy Jane's nemesis, Lois Talker, and more. This book includes all of the following titles in one book: Book #1: The Summer Before Book #2: Is This Love? Book #3: Scanner In My Neighborhood Book #4: Summertime Memories Book #5: Girl's Revenge Book #6: Lookout High School, Here...

Stealing Steve’s Gold (Random Tales From The Overworld: Book 1) This story isn’t about heroes, super villains, or hackers. Maddie only wants one thing. Steve’s massive collection of gold ingots, and she’ll do anything to get her hands on them. But her nefarious plan takes an unexpected turn after she saves a young villager from a vicious player. The perfect bedtime story! -6,500+ words long (can be read in 30-35 minutes) -A complete "standalone" story with a beginning, middle, and end. No cliffhangers. Random Tales From The Overworld is an anthology series. Each book focuses on a ...

Oliver and the Thunderous Snore is a heartwarming and humorous children's bedtime story that will delight readers of all ages. This enchanting tale follows the adorable miniature schnauzer, Oliver, and his loving human mother, Paula, as they navigate a series of nighttime adventures caused by Paula's unexpectedly loud snoring. Summary: In a cozy little house under the soft glow of the moon, Oliver loves his bedtime routine with Paula. She tucks him into his fluffy doggy bed, gives him a goodnight kiss, and sings the sweetest lullabies. But one night, just as Oliver drifts off to sleep, ...

Steve thought his adventuring days were over. He was forced into an early retirement after a tragic event (a hack that cost millions of players their data), but a new threat brings him out of the shadows. The stakes are higher than ever. King Wither must be stopped, no matter the cost. Features: -Intense Action Sequences -R.K. Davenport’s Signature Writing Style -A New Villain -Steve’s Character Bio -A Timeline Download your FREE copy today!

Book 2: Fart Monster Franz: Farting All Day In this fun and exciting story, Tom and Sarah receive a new Fart Monster named Franz, who is Fritz's little brother. They have a fantastic time playing games, having a fart contest, and enjoying Franz's special fart dance moves. Harris joins them, and they all grow closer as friends. However, when Franz receives a message that he must return to Fart World, Tom, Sarah, and Fritz learn the importance of obeying their families and cherishing the time they have with their friends. Before Franz leaves, they throw a Fart Monster party to celebrate the ...

***Bea wishes for a perfect Halloween costume and lots of fun trick-or-treating. Visiting the spooky house at the edge of the forest was never part of the plan.*** But when her friends insist on going there, she has no choice but to follow.

In a world full of giggles and rhyme, There's a poetry book that's simply sublime. With jokes and riddles, it's a real delight, As you read each page, you'll laugh with all your might! Verse after verse, it's a whimsical spree, With characters funny as can be. From a zany zebra who tap-dances with glee, To a sneaky squirrel who loves a good spree. So put on your thinking caps, and come take a look, As you dive into this laughter-filled book. With rhymes that tickle and jokes that tease, It's a collection that's sure to please! So get ready for giggles, for it's quite a treat, These playful ...

Growing Up Takes Courage and PatiencePatience Honey Caputo is eleven and small for her age, which is another way of saying she is cute. Being cute means that Patience has endured a lifetime of head pats and cheek pinches and has hated every minute of it. Now that she is starting middle school, and almost a teenager, Patience expects her life will finally change. And life does change, but not in the way Patience imagines. The first day of school is a disaster from the moment the bus arrives. Her best friend seems like a stranger. The stupid school is a confusing maze of round buildings, and ...

Designed for readers beyond picture books, but not so advanced that fun and imagination are removed, Wishing Wells and Broken Tales fills that important niche. Reference pictures are included, but not enough to restrict a child's reading practice and development at that next important level. Reading fun begins when Jack and Jill meet familiar nursery rhyme characters as they explore along a forest trail. They meet Boney, a dog embarrassed when Mother Hubbard tells him that since the cupboard is bare, he will have to find his own bones. They also meet Patience, one of the children who lives ...

It was supposed to be a vacation. But soon after Desmond and his two friends, Corin and Diego, start exploring the museums and ancient ruins of Rome, fate, it seems, intervenes. Almost by accident, the kids find a hidden map that appears to lead to a heretofore unknown treasure—hidden long ago by none other than Julius Caesar himself, one of the most powerful emperors in all of recorded human history. But finding the hidden treasure proves to be just as difficult and inscrutable as Caesar himself, and unfortunately their hunt attracts a heap of unwanted attention from some seedy ...

Scanner in My Neighborhood: My Years in Middle School This is Book No. 3, entitled Scanner in My Neighborhood, in the six-part series My Years in Middle School. Follow the adventures of Nancy Jane and her two best friends, Helen Schunter and Karen Stamm, as they experience school, boys, bullying, getting even, dealing with Nancy Jane's nemesis, Lois Talker, and more. Other titles in this series include: Book #1: The Summer Before Book #2: Is This Love? Book #4: Summertime Memories Book #5: Girl's Revenge Book #6: Lookout High School, Here We Come! Following is an excerpt from Book #3, ...

Live the Magic. Love the Adventure. Carrie and her mom move to a new house. It's old and creaky, which gives Emma an idea. Carrie loves scary movies, so David decides to set her up. With help from Emma, he plans to create a haunting for Carrie. It sounds like a great idea, but will they take it too far? Join Carrie, David, Ivy, and Emma in the BIG SCARE.

The Summer Before: My Years In Middle School This is Book No. 1 entitled The Summer Before in the 6 part series My Years In Middle School. Follow the adventures of Nancy Jane and her two best friends Helen Schunter and Karen Stamm as they experience school, boys, bullying, getting even, dealing with Nancy Janes' nemesis Lois Talker and more. Other titles in this series include: Book #2: Is This Love? Book #3: Scanner In My Neighborhood Book #4: Summertime Memories Book #5: Girl's Revenge Book #6: Lookout High School, Here We Come!Following is an excerpt from Book #1 The Summer Before. "...

"The Lost Legends of Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Bigfoot (Sasquatch)" is an action-packed journey that takes readers on a wild ride with two of the most skilled explorers in Kansas. When Lois and Clark discover the elusive Bigfoot, they see an opportunity to capture and study the creature. The capture Bigfoot and take him to the big city. But things take a drastic turn when Bigfoot breaks free and runs into the streets, causing chaos and panic. As the story unfolds, readers are taken on a thrilling ride through time and space as Bigfoot embarks on a galactic vacation and even makes a ...