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There's a Country in My Cellar
- By: Russell Baker
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Today, as the years have passed, readers and listeners have become increasingly passionate about Russell Baker's writing, addicted to his columns and fanatic in their admiration of him. Here is the best of the best of Russell Baker, arranged into a dozen different themes that give us a view of American life at once wise and most amusing.
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So funny!
- By Sher from Provo on 04-23-17
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There's a Country in My Cellar
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 10-01-09
- Language: English
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- By: Robert Kaplow
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
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America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery.
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What a disappointment!
- By Fran Roberts on 06-26-09
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 06-17-09
- Language: English
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The False Gems & Other Tales of Obsession
- By: Guy de Maupassant
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Justine Eyre, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Guy de Maupassant was a master of the short-story genre, producing more than 300 during his lifetime. These concise stories contain twists and shocking turns, and range from the fantastic and supernatural, with characters descending into madness....
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The False Gems & Other Tales of Obsession
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Justine Eyre, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Simon Vance, full cast
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 09-03-19
- Language: English
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Murder in A Distant Land
- Selections from the Mystery Writers of American Anthology
- By: Margaret Maron, Barbara Owens, Jean Darling, and others
- Narrated by: Nancy Dussault, Arte Johnson, Peter Marshall, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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Murder in a Distant Land the stories for this annual collection of the Mystery Writers of America were selected for their strange and exotic locales. Breathtaking suspense, cold-blooded crime, and challenging twists of plot - set in the four corner of the world - make this recording a chilling audio experience. We suggest you listen with the lights on!
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Murder in A Distant Land
- Selections from the Mystery Writers of American Anthology
- Narrated by: Nancy Dussault, Arte Johnson, Peter Marshall, Roddy McDowall, Andrew Stevens
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 06-19-09
- Language: English
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More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
- By: Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Jayne Meadows, Bruce Vilanch, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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In More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, Ross and Kathryn Petras continue their connoisseur's compendium of awkward utterances, slips of the tongue, doubletalk, and just plain stupid statements from politicians, celebrities, sports figures, social leaders and average joes.
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Interesting but too much, too fast
- By Brad P. on 05-09-10
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More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Jayne Meadows, Bruce Vilanch, Ed Asner, Ed Begley Jr., Ben Kingsley, Michael York
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 07-02-09
- Language: English
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Murder in America
- A Coast to Coast Collection of Murder and Mayhem
- By: Whitley Strieber, William F. Nolan, Jon A. Breen, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Birney, David Johnson, Perry King, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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A collection of coast-to-coast murder and mayham, including these unabridged short stories: "Vaudeville" by Whitley Strieber, read by Roddy McDowell; "Lucky Day" by Mary Higgins Clark, read by Betsy Palmer; "Starstruck" by Jon A. Breen, read by James Stacy; "Snookered" by Gerald Tomlinson, read by David Birney; "It Was Bad Enough" by Ron Goulart, read by Arte Johnson and Gee Whiz; "My Lovely" by Betty Buchanan, read by Joan Rivers.
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Murder in America
- A Coast to Coast Collection of Murder and Mayhem
- Narrated by: Arte Birney, David Johnson, Perry King, Roddy McDowall, Betsy Palmer, Joan Rivers, James Stacy
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 12-14-18
- Language: English
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Best of the West
- Classic Stories from the American Frontier
- By: Gary McCarthy, Zane Grey, Gordon D. Shirreffs
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Joseph Campanella
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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Wild mustangs, ghosts on the ranch, gun-toting outlaws and trailblazing cowboys roam the pages of this collection of 8 classic stories about the American frontier. Travel down "The Road to Hell" with a mysterious ranch builder, face down the "Yellow Devil" mountain lion, travel "Where the Wind Blows Free," and join in on a herd of other adventures that will keep you reading until long after high noon.
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Best of the West
- Classic Stories from the American Frontier
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Joseph Campanella
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
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Classic Stories of the American West
- By: Stephen Crane, Bret Harte, Jack London
- Narrated by: David Birney, Robert Forster, Arte Johnson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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This collection features a selection of classic short stories and poems by legendary Western authors Stephen Crane, Bret Harte, and Jack London.
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Classic Stories of the American West
- Narrated by: David Birney, Robert Forster, Arte Johnson, Stephen Hoye, Stefan Rudnicki, William Windom, Rex Linn, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 04-07-16
- Language: English
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The Tell-Tale Start
- The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book One
- By: Gordon McAlpine
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
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Meet Edgar and Allan Poe - 12-year-old identical twins, the great-great-great-great-grandnephews of Edgar Allan Poe. They look and act so much alike that they're almost one mischievous, prank-playing boy in two bodies. When their beloved black cat, Roderick Usher, is kidnapped and transported to the Midwest, Edgar and Allan convince their guardians that it's time for a road trip.
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Funny story of 2 kids with connected minds!
- By Barbara Burke on 04-02-18
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The Tell-Tale Start
- The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book One
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 01-15-13
- Language: English
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Around the World in 80 Days
- By: Jules Verne
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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Phileas Fogg, a British gentleman of independent means, bets his companions that he can travel around the entire world in just 80 days. He is determined not to lose the bet, no matter what obstacles arise - and they do arise!
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An amazing story!
- By Joseph C Guisinger on 06-01-16
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Around the World in 80 Days
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 09-04-09
- Language: English
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The Pet and the Pendulum
- The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book Three
- By: Gordon McAlpine
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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As with the first two books, The Pet and the Pendulum is filled with codes, brain-teasers, smart (not snarky) humor, and cameos by the actual Edgar Allan Poe, who is watching over his great-great-great-nephews from the Great Beyond. Listeners won't want to miss the misadventures' end!
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The Pet and the Pendulum
- The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book Three
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 04-14-15
- Language: English
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"And then Arnie told Chi Chi..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time
- By: Don Wade
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
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This collection from the author of the bestselling "And Then Jack Said to Arnie..." brings out of the locker room and onto the tee an engaging treasury of more than 200 of the greatest golf stories ever told from the game's greats: Ben Hogan, Nancy Lopez, Fred Couples, and others.
From Augusta National to Royal St. George, this entertaining, intimate and funny audio takes you onto some of the best courses alongside the greatest players in the world.
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"And then Arnie told Chi Chi..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Release date: 01-07-15
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Worst Songs and Other Hits
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Dave Barry didn't know what he was letting himself in for when he invited his Legion of Alert Readers to submit their nominees in the Bad Song Survey. "Song badness," he soon learned, "is an issue that Americans care deeply about."Now John Ritter and Arte Johnson present for you the songs that Americans love to hate. There is Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Band's "Young Girl" ("Young girl, get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line..."), which is not to be confused with "Woman", and "This Girl Is a Woman Now"....
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Not Enough Music
- By Heather OBrien on 06-19-22
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Dave Barry's Worst Songs and Other Hits
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 04-13-12
- Language: English
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Mr. Spaceman
- By: Robert Olen Butler
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Robert Olen Butler tells a magical and humorous contemporary fable that captures the state of humanity at the cusp of a new millennium - as seen through the uniquely sensitive perspective of an empathetic extraterrestrial. An audible.com audio exclusive!
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Mr. Spaceman
- By Jim B. Young on 10-06-05
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Mr. Spaceman
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 05-30-00
- Language: English
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Barbs from the Bard
- Shakespearean Insults with Modern Translations and Notes
- By: Stefan Rudnicki, Michael Viner
- Narrated by: Stephanie Beacham, Roger Rees, Susan Anspach, and others
- Length: 53 mins
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Ever miss a prime opportunity for a snappy comeback or a perfect putdown? We all have, kicking ourselves later when we think of what we could have said. The well-aimed insult was never in better shape than when Shakespeare mastered the art of defining dramatic conflict with rapier wit rather than swordplay.
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Barbs from the Bard
- Shakespearean Insults with Modern Translations and Notes
- Narrated by: Stephanie Beacham, Roger Rees, Susan Anspach, Jamie Farr, Robert Forster, Arte Johnson, Melissa Manchester.
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 05-08-09
- Language: English
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"And Then Tiger Told the Shark..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of all Time
- By: Don Wade
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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Best-selling golf writer and golf historian Don Wade returns with another collection of real-life golf stories from the greatest golfers ever to play the game. This audio brings together living legends, past champions, and current top-of-the-leader board stars in one entertaining book of truth—a refreshing change of pace in a field dominated by how-to-books.
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"And Then Tiger Told the Shark..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of all Time
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 04-14-10
- Language: English
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Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?
- By: Robert Kaplow
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
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What do best-selling writers Sue Grafton, Danielle Steel, and Tom Clancy all have in common? They’ve all been shockingly murdered in a manner both gruesome and appropriate to their style. Now, an extremely paranoid Stephen King is convinced that he will be the next victim....
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Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 12-10-19
- Language: English
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The Best of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, July-August 2003
- By: Paul Di Filippo, Al Michaud, Benjamin Rosenbaum, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Jason Cole, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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The seven stories that represent Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine's July and August 2003 issues exhibit an unusual diversity of almost familiar worlds.
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A few high points
- By Ryan L on 03-30-17
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The Best of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, July-August 2003
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Jason Cole, Harlan Ellison
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 07-03-03
- Language: English
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Around the World in Eighty Days
- By: Jules Verne
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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In October 1872, the fastidious Phileas Fogg—a British gentleman who rarely ventures outside the comforts of home or his beloved club—bets his compatriots that he can travel around the entire world in just eighty days. With his newly hired valet, Passepartout, as his traveling companion, Fogg embarks on a wild journey, traversing the continents. He is determined not to lose the bet, no matter what obstacles arise—and they do arise—in this classic tale of adventure and romance!
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Around the World in Eighty Days
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 01-03-24
- Language: English
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Murder in America
- By: Jon A. Breen, Ron Goulart, William F. Nolan, and others
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Stories by Seven Renowned American mystery writers offer a delightful mix of mystery, suspense and murder in this new anthology.
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Murder in America
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, Betsy Palmer, Joan Rivers
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 06-19-09
- Language: English
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