• Headpats After Dark

  • A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
  • By: Virgil Knightley
  • Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
  • Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (141 ratings)

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Headpats After Dark

By: Virgil Knightley
Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
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She's the most beautiful woman he's ever met. She's also his archnemesis.

It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.

Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates. Reappearing in the twenty-first century, they must get jobs and find a place to stay while they decide how best to proceed now that they are unable to continue their battle to the death.

But when Dracula rapidly develops a romantic obsession for Trevon, things get complicated. Even worse, Trevon's forced proximity to the queen of all creatures of the night means that his own self-control is constantly tested. What will become of their budding relationship? Will it be hot?

Headpats After Dark is a wholesome yandere romantic comedy written for men who enjoy the trope of obsessive women with a few screws loose. This is a work of fiction. If your significant other acts like Dracula does in this novel, those are red flags, people. Take heed.

©2023 Virgil Knightley (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

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Razor-sharp writing!

"Headpats After Dark" by Virgil Knightley, narrated by Raya Kane and Richard Brock, weaves a wonderful tale of monster slayer Trevon and the beautiful yet deadly Countess Dracula. The writing is razor-sharp, and the narrators breathe life into this unexpected romance. A thrilling fantasy with a splash of yandere charm, it's a bite-sized adventure that'll leave you craving more.

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as roaring and well taught. I love how to turned out

When I first saw it, I thought it was an another easy eyebook but it actually turned out better than I thought. I loved to stop of Trevor and the yarney of live typewriters. And how the book ended. I loved it in felt very awesome. I would like to listen to More books like this. And I give this book ten l ten

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Extremely fun

This one was a light hearted story that was more enjoyable than I thought. The VA’s did a great job here. Hoping to continue this on to the next book.

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Hilarious

If you’ve played or watched anything Castlevania related, you owe it to yourself to read/listen to this book. I haven’t laughed that hard in years. The voice work is top notch. I can’t say enough about the talent and the book.

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Crazy is right.

This is a good story but not my cup of tea.
Jealousy is such an anathema to me that it's hard to enjoy a story about it. It seems like such a childish selfish emotion that people eventually grow out of as they mature.
This vampire character is definitely the one for it but it just makes no sense to me.
But this book is well written and very entertaining.
So if you like Knightley's work, like I do, and you like crazy vampire girls you're going to like this book.
I give it 6 stars out of 5.

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Amusing

Exactly as described. A fun funny little story. Recommend to anyone looking for a story on the brighter part of the dark side.

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surprisingly fun

the voice actors were amazing. I think I am a fan of them both now.

the story was very fun to listen to and was fairly comical at certain points.

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super fun

it is a fun, well done story. worth a credit for sure. wish there was more.

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Wow

Our boy knocks it out of the park again! Hurry up! We need the rest released!

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Yandere for the win

Another funny series that I'll enjoy rereading again and again. The romance is quick but heavy and mentally unbalanced highly recommend.

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