Vampires Don't Suck
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One mystery, one romance, and a fire-belching bulldog.
In the heart of Singsong City, a retired assassin seeks refuge among the shelves of her beloved library. But when a familiar face from her past resurfaces, she is drawn back into a world of danger and deceit. With the help of an unlikely ally, she must unravel the mysteries of her own past before they consume her future. Will she find peace in the quiet of the stacks, or will the shadows of her past drag her back into the fray?
Vampires Don’t Suck is the first book in the Singsong City series. It is a standalone paranormal romantic comedy featuring elves, werewolves, witches, vampires, and angel assassins. It is packed with puns, battles, and a sweet, slow burn romance between an oblivious librarian assassin and the brilliant deadly vampire who rules the undercity with an iron grip. Also sushi.
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Brighton Longfield is kinda bad at life. She's divorced, childless, and she just got fired...again. With dwindling savings and few prospects, she packs her possessions into a U-Haul and sets out for the little town of Coventry, where she inherited a dilapidated old house from her Great Aunt "Mad" Maude Tuttlesmith. Coventry is supposed to be a stop in the road for Brighton. The plan is to fix up the house, sell it, and then figure out what to do with her life. You know what they say about the best-laid plans.
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Cute outline for story
- De Schoolmarm en 09-25-24
De: Sara Bourgeois
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The Dark Ones
- Dark Ones Saga, Book 1
- De: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrado por: Chris Chambers, Hollie Jackson
- Duración: 7 h y 1 m
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To touch a Dark One is death. To talk to an immortal is suicide. Yet, I've been marked by both. A Vampire. And the King of the immortals. My life is no longer my own. And now I know the truth, my life was never mine to begin with. It was theirs.
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Wow. Just, wow.
- De Colleen en 08-28-18
De: Rachel Van Dyken
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Black Hand
- A Snarky Vampire Urban Fantasy Series
- De: Maya Daniels
- Narrado por: Virtual Voice
- Duración: 5 h y 11 m
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How do you take on the most powerful organization of the supernatural world? One death at a time. A thousand years in the making, the Council finally has created their strongest weapon. What they didn’t expect was for her to target them. Forged by the pits of the underworld, Brooklyn plays her part all too well until the assassination of her friend. It was meant to send Brooklyn a message. What it did instead was unleash an uncontrolled rage that threatens the Council’s very existence. Each target tips the moral compass and realigns who is friend and who is foe. Unified by necessity, ...
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AI hard to follow/listen to, needs to be read not listened to.
- De Victoria en 08-11-24
De: Maya Daniels
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- Allie
- 12-03-24
Cozy, cute, funny and safe for work
The AI narrator was kind of funny. The beginning of every chapter jolted me back into real life. other than that, the story was hilarious and well written. It's a perfect listen while I'm on night shift because there are no s*x scenes. I enjoy all of the characters and I'm very interested in the world. Very fun listen.
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- CandaceElaine72
- 05-08-24
Funtastic story
This was a single point of view, paranormal, mystery, political intrigue with a dash of comedy. FMC a feisty, strong willed quick to throw a death rune and/or crayon at any moment.
MMC The scholar vampire, protector/ ruler of his domain,That happens to be the sweetest most forgiving monster to ever monster.
So much adventure and even more Sushi (I love the comedic relief that sushi brought to the story)
Highly Recommend
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- Randy D Shelton
- 04-29-24
virtual narrator
the virtual narrator was hard to follow. all the characters sounded the same. the storyline was not my favorite.
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- C BARON-HOLDORF
- 04-13-24
The complexity of the storyline was a delightful surprise
Stumbled across this, thinking that due to the story summary that it would end up being a bit of fluff to fall asleep to. Happy to report that I was very wrong. This author is a world builder. Anyone wanting to walk through an intelligent and inventive new adventure should not skip this one.
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- Naomi G
- 04-09-24
Great storytelling
Enjoyed this and look forward to more.
The AI narration was one of the better ones I’ve listened to… real narrator(s) would have been better.
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- Jamie
- 04-21-24
Good story but the virtual voice isn't perfect yet.
The virtual voice isn't bad but it does lack a bit of depth and enthusiasm that you get from a good narrator. Also there is a weird break when it reads out the chapter numbers that is slightly off-putting.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-12-24
love it so far
I love it so far there is apparently two more books one about a gargoyle and one about an amnesiac I guess either way enjoying it also bittersweet the other book from this author
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- Donna Willis
- 04-20-24
Great story!
I really loved the storyline. It has interesting characters and a good plot. The virtual voice was about the equivalent of having Alexa read to you.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-08-24
Horrible Narration
The narration was horrible. It was delivered in a monotone which is typical for AI. But to make it worse, there was little to no variation in the different character's voices making it hard to determine who was speaking.
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- Marisa Fry
- 07-23-24
Virtual voice sucks
The story was fun, and I’m happy I got to listen to it. But I hope they hire a real person to do it and this was just a placeholder. Hell, I’ll read it for free. The fun of audiobooks is the acting and intonation. The usefulness is being able to listen when driving or doing chores. This was just like, drinking Soylent. I got my nutrition (a story I wanted), but it wasn’t enjoyable.
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