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Phil Thron
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Benjamin Wallace
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Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:
- Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
- The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
- How friends and family will respond to the news
- How TV and baby classes have lied to us
- Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
- How to convert diapers into usable guilt
- How to insure your child says your name first
- And much, much more
Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.
Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.
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At nineteen Leah bears a remarkable resemblance to the young woman Adrienne once was. Which is why Adrienne knows the baby Leah is carrying is meant to be hers. But Leah's got ideas of her own: Her baby's going to get a life in California; why shouldn't she? All she wants is to live in Adrienne's house for a year after the baby's born and get a fresh start. It seems like a small price for Adrienne to pay to get their baby. And with Gabe suddenly onboard, what could possibly go wrong?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Long time audible listener.
- De Cherith DuBois en 07-11-15
De: Holly Brown
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I Heart My Little A-Holes
- A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting
- De: Karen Alpert
- Narrado por: Karen Alpert
- Duración: 3 h y 43 m
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Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- De Stephanie en 04-29-14
De: Karen Alpert
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Familyhood
- De: Paul Reiser
- Narrado por: Paul Reiser
- Duración: 5 h y 18 m
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In Familyhood, Reiser shares his observations on parenting, marriage, and mid-life with the wit, warmth, and humor that he’s so well-known for. From the first experience of sending his two boys off to summer camp to maneuvering the minefield of bad words learned at school, this hilarious new book captures the spirit of familyhood, the logical next frontier for Reiser’s trademark perspective on the universal truths of life, love, and relationships.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Witty and warm, a pleasurable read
- De Frank en 06-03-11
De: Paul Reiser
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#IMomSoHard
- De: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrado por: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Duración: 7 h y 19 m
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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IRelateSoHard
- De Peekablue en 04-20-19
De: Kristin Hensley, y otros
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- De: Jen Kirkman
- Narrado por: Jen Kirkman
- Duración: 6 h y 20 m
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"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- De david en 05-22-13
De: Jen Kirkman
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Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!
- How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months
- De: John Pfeiffer
- Narrado por: Mike Chamberlain
- Duración: 4 h y 34 m
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There are approximately 3,712 ways for a guy to look stupid during pregnancy-this book's here to help you avoid all (most) of them. And here's your first hint: Focus on what you can be doing for her rather than what's happening to her. She's pregnant. She knows that. You know that. And her one 152 baby books tell her exactly what she can expect. Your job is to learn what you can do between the stick turning blue and the drive to the delivery room to make the next nine months go as smoothly as possible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A fun spirited, yet lacking book for the everyman
- De Frank en 12-10-13
De: John Pfeiffer
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- De: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrado por: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Duración: 4 h y 44 m
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- De Tim en 04-16-15
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Idiots
- Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes
- De: Laura Clery
- Narrado por: Laura Clery
- Duración: 8 h y 16 m
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A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tears and laughs!!
- De Anonymous User en 04-07-22
De: Laura Clery
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Don't Lick the Minivan
- And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids
- De: Leanne Shirtliffe
- Narrado por: Trudie Kessler
- Duración: 7 h y 17 m
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As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia's sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia.
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I Guess You Had to Be There?
- De Sara en 09-08-14
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Everything You Ever Wanted
- A Memoir
- De: Jillian Lauren
- Narrado por: Jillian Lauren
- Duración: 8 h y 16 m
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In her younger years, Jillian Lauren was a college dropout, a drug addict, and an international concubine in the Prince of Brunei's harem, an experience she immortalized in her best-selling memoir, Some Girls. In her 30s, Jillian's most radical act is learning the steadying power of love when she and her rock star husband adopt an Ethiopian child with special needs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great for adoptive families
- De berry bomb en 07-06-22
De: Jillian Lauren
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Instant Mom
- De: Nia Vardalos
- Narrado por: Nia Vardalos
- Duración: 7 h y 34 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Some families are created in different ways but are still, in every way, a family. Writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding Nia Vardalos firmly believed she was supposed to be a mom, but Mother Nature and modern medicine had put her in a headlock. So she made a choice that shocked friends, family, and even herself: with only 14 hours' notice, she adopted a preschooler.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Witty and Heartfelt
- De Beth M. Honeycutt en 07-03-24
De: Nia Vardalos
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Inconceivable
- A Medical Mistake, the Baby We Couldn't Keep, and Our Choice to Deliver the Ultimate Gift
- De: Carolyn Savage, Sean Savage
- Narrado por: Cassandra Campbell, Danny Campbell
- Duración: 9 h y 52 m
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A medical mistake during an IVF procedure.An unthinkable situation....you're pregnant with the wrong baby. You can terminate, but you can't keep him. What choice would you make?
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3 out of 5 stars
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"Misconception" and "Inconceivable"
- De Simone en 12-17-12
De: Carolyn Savage, y otros
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This Is Not Over
- A Novel
- De: Holly Brown
- Narrado por: Madeleine Maby, Donna Postel
- Duración: 11 h y 15 m
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Two very different women with this in common: Each harbors her own secret, her own reason why she can't just let this go. Neither can yield, not before they've dredged up all that's hidden, even if it has the power to shatter all they've built.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pettiness Turn Twisted!
- De Jenn en 01-19-17
De: Holly Brown
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The Very Worst Missionary
- A Memoir or Whatever
- De: Jamie Wright
- Narrado por: Madeleine Lambert
- Duración: 4 h y 58 m
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After finding Jesus at a suburban megachurch, young Jamie Wright trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her husband, kids, and the family cat, she intends to serve God and make converts. But she soon loses faith and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Fortunately, Knives the cat is there, looking on with just enough disinterest to make her laugh...and dare her to try another way. That other way turns out to be telling the truth. She launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, which wins a large following.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Didn’t like the book
- De Jonathan en 04-17-20
De: Jamie Wright
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Expecting Adam
- A True Story of Birth, Rebirth, and Everyday Magic
- De: Martha Beck
- Narrado por: Joyce Bean
- Duración: 12 h y 17 m
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From the moment Martha and her husband, John, conceived their second child, all hell broke loose. They were a couple obsessed with success. After years of matching IQs and test scores with less driven peers, they had two Harvard degrees apiece and were gunning for more. But the dream had begun to disintegrate. Then, when their unborn son, Adam, was diagnosed with Down syndrome, doctors, advisers, and friends in the Harvard community warned them not to keep the baby.
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5 out of 5 stars
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True Life Fairy Tale
- De Desarae en 11-27-13
De: Martha Beck
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Schuyler's Monster
- A Father's Journey with His Wordless Daughter
- De: Robert Rummel-Hudson
- Narrado por: Johnathan McClain
- Duración: 9 h y 10 m
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When Schuyler Rummel-Hudson was 18 months old, a question about her lack of speech by her pediatrician set in motion a journey that continues today. When she was diagnosed with bilateral perisylvian polymicrogyria (an extremely rare neurological disorder), her parents were given a name for the monster that had been stalking them from doctor to doctor, and from despair to hope, and back again.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Must-read for medical parents & those who ❤them
- De Kelly A. Wolske en 05-23-18
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers
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- Jamie Robertson
- 05-29-21
So VERY true for any and all fathers out there
Father of two here (and no, not the "T" word, thank GOD). I'm listening to this while installing ceiling fans into my childrens' rooms, and laughing all the way. This is funny because it's true and told in Ben Wallace's own unique and winsomely funny way.
I have a few quibbles here and there about certain precise specifics (because every kid is so different, and because wipe warmers were a life saver while our children were both newborns), but each section rings aloud with hilarious frankness.
And buy this book for your fellow dads, and your dad and dad-in-law. It's fun for every parent.
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- steven
- 02-22-19
absolutely amazing
Being not only an expectant father and a fan of both the narrator and author, I loved this book. everyone needs to read this, its fonking hilarious and full of great tips.
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- IT/IS Professor and Dad
- 12-14-20
fun listen for dads. helpful for expecting dad
fun. true. trip down memory lane because my kids are grown. Phil thron is perfect
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- Anders Skov
- 02-17-23
Very enjoyable. And terrifying. For me at least
It is a great book about the frightening delightful shocking thrilling entertaining exciting gratifying amusing of becoming a dad.
With good advice in a fun way.
And Phil is a great narrator.
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- Corinn
- 06-10-19
that's not what toxoplasmosis is... but
it's still a really funny book with good advice. it made me laugh out loud!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-27-19
Entertaining and usefull one
Really liked it, almost made me binge it. Hope the abvices in it ll work...
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-30-21
Why would a review need a headline?
Kind of funny, only a little sexist, full of practical advice. I feel like this is a more useful Dad book than most, but shouldn't be the only one you read.
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- Claudio Novoa
- 06-03-19
Funny
it's much more funny than useful, really. But the narrator makes it worth the time tho
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