Yo! You already know what time it is! In today’s spicy episode, Chef Maurice and I kick things off by pondering life’s most important question: why do people find competitive eating entertaining? Spoiler alert: Joey Chestnut dunking bread in water isn’t our idea of a good time. We also get a little sophisticated—trashing on British food (yeah, we said it) while crowning Spain and Italy the kings of culinary goodness. Maurice is dropping knowledge straight from San Fran HQ, and things get interesting when we discuss the new Linkin Park. Does the new singer have Chester vibes, or are we missing something? Oh, and I may or may not have thrown a little shade at Scientology…

We dive into all those things that make you say, "Why did I even buy this?!" You know, like the retro Nintendo 64 that you’ve got sitting in a closet collecting dust, but hey, it's for the nostalgia, right? We talk about fake Game Boys, our weird obsession with collecting hats (yes, hats), and we even throw in some love for old soccer jerseys and CDs. Then, we attempt to tackle AI... You think robots can out-create humans? Spoiler alert: we’re still the champs, but we have some thoughts about where it's all headed.

And in case you're wondering, no, subscribing won't bring your Nintendo 64 back to life, but it'll save us from unemployment, so you know... do us a favor.