What happens when San Francisco’s yoga craze meets urban dwelling? Hint: we might have some future Olympic athletes, or at least breakdancers. In this episode, Maurice and I dive deep into the art of ridiculous nicknames (yes, “Ray Gun” is real), questionable rapper aliases, and how nicknames get stuck to you like that one high school rumor. Oh, and speaking of bizarre, we couldn’t resist dissecting the insanity of Vince McMahon and WWE—seriously, how did they almost run with a storyline where Vince impregnated his own daughter?! Buckle up, it’s a wild ride with concussions, absurd family dynamics, and monster truck nostalgia. Yeah, we cover it all.

We dive into all things pro wrestling — from Stone Cold Steve Austin tees to the absolute madness of high-flying cage matches. We talk about how Vince McMahon was basically everyone’s “cool dad” (with some questionable extracurricular activities), while dishing out some seriously crazy stories about wrestlers breaking their necks and keeping the show rolling like it’s no big deal. Of course, no episode is complete without touching on Trump’s bizarre wrestling cameo and reliving the '90s when everything was extreme. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Menendez Brothers and their crazy documentary. Yeah, it's one of those episodes.

Kim Kardashian's latest "justice warrior" act with the Menendez brothers. Spoiler alert: she's calling them "kind and honest" – so I guess they're free now, thanks Kim. We dive deep into the Menendez doc, murder blunders, and how NOT to plan a crime. And if you're wondering about Vince McMahon’s love life at 79, oh, we’ve got you covered! We also brainstorm blind people hacks with Bangladeshi assistants, because why not? Stay for the laughs, sarcasm, and absolute nonsense that you didn’t ask for but totally need.

In this episode of Broskiedoodles, Chef Maurice and I dive deep into some truly spicy topics. First off, we're mourning the end of the Oakland A's era as they head off to Las Vegas—because why not, right? Moneyball didn’t save them this time! We also reminisce about teams that no longer exist, like the Montreal Expos, and why their merch still slaps. Then, things get real weird as Maurice recounts his accidental visit to a nudist beach with his family—cue awkward vibes, lots of dongs, and some questionable beach etiquette. Oh, and naturally, we throw in some good ol' racial stereotypes for fun and ask the important questions: Is it acceptable to tap your junk a little to make sure it's not hiding in your balls at a nudist beach? Don't worry, we end things with some nostalgia for the good old days of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and a look at how Jason Segel and Mila Kunis gave us cinema's most iconic nude scenes. Spicy topics, awkward moments, and some solid bro advice sprinkled throughout!

The man, the myth, the god—Shohei Ohtani. This guy's out here setting insane records, like a 50/50 season (home runs and stolen bases, not a lunch combo), and we break down all the craziness around his legendary home run ball that’s now worth over $1.5 million. Oh, and did we mention the kid suing because he didn’t get the ball? Yeah, that's happening. Spoiler: we don’t hold back on calling him out for being salty. We also get into a little debate about memorabilia—would you keep that $1.5M ball or cash in ASAP? And just when you think we're all about baseball, we switch gears to something “green”—recycling! But hold up, is all that sorting of plastics even doing anything? Spoiler alert: most of it is kinda useless. Turns out, big biz would rather just make new plastic, so all those late-night recycling sprints? Yeah, maybe take it easy.

The infamous plastic straw ban. You know, because one turtle had a bad day with a straw, now we’re all stuck with soggy paper straws that disintegrate halfway through our milkshakes. Trust me, it’s wild. But here’s the kicker—plastic might’ve actually saved turtles from way worse back in the day. Yup, before plastic, they were killing hundreds of thousands of turtles just for their shells! Oh, and don’t get me started on the whole “carry your own reusable straw” movement. Are we just accepting defeat here? I also throw in a spicy comparison to the whole “trans bathroom” debate (because why not?).

Basically, this episode is me ranting about how we're all just trying to survive in a world that keeps finding new ways to make us feel guilty for simply enjoying our milkshakes!

In this episode, we dive into some wild topics — starting with the NFL’s latest concussion controversy involving Tua Tacolabalula (okay, we know that’s not his last name, but close enough). We chat about player safety, CTE, and whether football is slowly turning into a crash test dummy sport. Then, we take a detour into betting land, where parlays reign supreme. Are parlays the "lotto for bros"? Probably. And NASCAR fans, don’t get too offended when we poke fun at your, uh, interesting taste in cousins. It’s all love...

We dive into the emotional rollercoaster that is betting on football games. Then, things get spicy as we break down the whole “blind auditions vs DEI” debate in prestigious music schools. You want diversity or talent? Can’t we just have both?! We also chat about quotas in weird places—like pilot school—because apparently, flying a plane should be about checking boxes, not about, you know, keeping us alive. We get loud, sarcastic, and yes, very real about the nonsense happening around the world.

We talk about everything from being born one way and thinking you're something else (spoiler: you're probably not an iguana) to why the U.S. school system didn't care what color your first girlfriend was. We dive into serious topics like meritocracy — because the best person should get the job, not the one who looks like they stepped out of a diversity poster. Oh, and of course, we touch on how Thailand’s "ladyboys" could teach the world a thing or two about owning who you are. Things even got a bit weird when we remembered our Uncle Martinez and his romantic escapades with farm animals. Yup, we went there.

Also, Jessica, if you're listening — sorry about the accent, it’s worse than when we dated. Don’t miss this one; it’s a wild ride of sarcasm, hard truths, and some NSFW lizard talk.