Case #0027 - Judge Gardiner tells tales from the Nest in the Hatchback. Prosecutie Jess pulls the most poetic fucking quotes out of her ass multiple times. Mel forces a stop in hyper fixation station by bringing up the Magnus Archives, again.

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session at the end of March!

CORRECTIONS: At time of recording, Lionsgate had 5.6 million tiktok followers. Also, when discussing the Dead Poets Society edit, Mel repeatedly refers to Neil as Todd because they haven’t seen this movie in quite some time. Apologies!

TW: referencing the Pandemic, death, fear, religion, climate crises, suicide

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from "I Know the End" by Phoebe Bridgers, "Starstruck" by Sterling Knight, "The Girl is Mine" by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, and the Han Solo Ridin Solo Parody song. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- Jess's Music!
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- references (1, 2, 3)
- plugs (Mel's 13 top songs, I Kept These Old Blues)
- I Know the End Tiktok Edits are posted on our instagram!