Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has its own late-night host, Greg Gutfeld, who is going to bring his comedic "talents" to the RNC. We also eat up Justin Timberlake's mid-life crisis, which is long overdue.

Thank you for continuing to listen to our show as the simulation gets more fugly for views. We hope we can continue to bring some joy even in these unprecedented times.

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Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having brain worms. The spat in the house over eyelashes and Marjorie's bad built butch body is leading all the dusties to share their opinions. We clock John Fetterman, Joe Scarborough, and Hillary Clinton's fugly takes on cable.

Our HIGHLY anticipated part 2 of mess is here! We expose the depth of America's love for plastic and how it has infiltrated all of our ussies. Instead of fixing our PFAS problem, the Supreme Court is spending its time finding new ways to bust on the homeless. Techies are further lowering our vibrations by releasing mess into the world and draining it of any meaning. Bill Maher is back with probably his fugliest take yet, and we had to rip em a new hair system. Thankfully, Camilla Cabello is dropping gems and keeping the girls fed with her Y2K weave. Enjoy loves, another new ep coming soon.