Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has its own late-night host, Greg Gutfeld, who is going to bring his comedic "talents" to the RNC. We also eat up Justin Timberlake's mid-life crisis, which is long overdue.

Thank you for continuing to listen to our show as the simulation gets more fugly for views. We hope we can continue to bring some joy even in these unprecedented times.

We're linking some fundraisers for people in need in G*aza; this humanitarian crisis is far from over. Please share if you can!


DONATE TO PAL FOLKS: https://www.canva.com/design/DAGA5CUo4XY/st9ZNp9euX6GIiPYk1Z-Ag/view?utm_content=DAGA5CUo4XY&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor#119

HIRE PAL FOLKS: https://www.canva.com/design/DAGBM9cvVXk/3sMfA9gQL8e-IPeITc_otA/view?utm_content=DAGBM9cvVXk&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=ed

Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having brain worms. The spat in the house over eyelashes and Marjorie's bad built butch body is leading all the dusties to share their opinions. We clock John Fetterman, Joe Scarborough, and Hillary Clinton's fugly takes on cable.

Our HIGHLY anticipated part 2 of mess is here! We expose the depth of America's love for plastic and how it has infiltrated all of our ussies. Instead of fixing our PFAS problem, the Supreme Court is spending its time finding new ways to bust on the homeless. Techies are further lowering our vibrations by releasing mess into the world and draining it of any meaning. Bill Maher is back with probably his fugliest take yet, and we had to rip em a new hair system. Thankfully, Camilla Cabello is dropping gems and keeping the girls fed with her Y2K weave. Enjoy loves, another new ep coming soon.

We've got a treat for the guys, the first of a two-part CTN special. In this episode, we cover the state of udder guzzlers in our nation and give you a Duolingo lesson on our mess. There's also no forgetting Kevin Leonardo, who is turning right-wing for views. We clock his Jeffree Star era. Then we talk about the Swiftie brain rot epidemic busting the planet. Elon Musk flopping the house as cybertrucks are recalled and shareholders question his house. People are so down bad and indoors that they're hentai-ifying Marc Zuckerberg with AI thirst traps. We also clock the O-face addiction taking over Hollywood.

Spring is here with new tea to clawk. Don Lemon and Elon Muss had the most nothing for views interview for the premier of the lemon show. It went so poorly, Miss Musk had Lemon's contract with X terminated. Doing laundry in one of these dusty cities is a new ring of demonic terror. Fighting over machines and letting your molds get moldy, it's a recipe for cottage cheese. We also clock how musty men are spreading their mildew on every dating app, and how the hatfishing epidemic has even spread to the highest levels of the British monarchy. And the biggest story of the week, Alex Jones lets us all know via Canva graphic that he's coming to eat our leftist ussies.

The timeline is getting dustier by the week goyas. AI has only become more anything4views. We discuss how it could lead to global annihilation in the near future if we let tech bros continue to have their way with the world. Blue MAGA is having a meltdown over anyone who calls out Joe Biden's advanced age, including Jon Stewart, who returned to the Daily Show furious about the rematch of the oldest candidates in history. Donald Dump unveils a pair of tacky red bottoms after getting fisted with a $450 million bill from a Manhattan judge. We dive into the Ned's Declassified Podcast, where the hosts talk about giving brain on set. And lastly, Jason Nash of the David Dobrik Vlog Squad has been getting flamed for begging for coins on TikTok battles.

Lady Liberty is looking pretty ran through these days. We're back with a new episode to clock the crusty state of affairs in this country. Justin Timberlake is trying to reboot his dying career to no avail. John Fetterman steps out on the town looking musty amidst his failing marriage and pandering to right-wing views. Speaking of which, we've got a bone to pick with Blue MAGA. Candace Owens clutches her pearls to Ice Spice's short song, and Nicki Minaj gets a case of brainworms and eats Ben Shapiro house. At the end of the day, it looks like everyone is defending some hairy gray ussy.

Hey goyalz, happy 2024 to every one of y'alls. It's officially one year of CTN, and we're celebrating with a thicc clocking to kick off election season. The Epstein List dropped, and we took a look. We bag on some of the hoes but dig deeper into Miss Alan Dershowitz, former Epstein and Trump lawyer. We have to say it: January 6th was a major flop this year in particular. Hear our theory on why it was so nothing for views despite Democrats' desperate attempts to milk it for every like, click, and share. And did you know Joe Biden has a formidable challenger? The founder of the Young Turks is trying to give his dusty azz a run for his money.