It's easier to fly solo when you don't have to cross the pond...

From above, you can see why BYU had its way with Louisiana, how absurd Brent Venables' new Oklahoma contract is, and why now is the time to be all about The U!

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) mans this rocking ship, as Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) serves as a first mate on a cross-country flight he is not even taking part of. False Start has no choice but to prevail in this instance. Carry on!

The legendary Phil Steele released his Top 40 college football rankings for the preseason and we have some questions. A lot of questions, in fact. Ryan Day is facing questions too and his predecessor, Urban Meyer, is ramping up the pressure.
Plus, Lincoln Riley has been trying to duck LSU and is just an unserious coach, we unpack Brad Crawford's SEC win projections, Greg McElroy has some concerns about Georgia and we give our Heisman favorites in each Power 4 conference.
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) have a packed slate of CFB offseason goodies to break down.

Don't be made at Coach Prime for ruining the story ... and possibly the entire evening.

Regardless of if it happened or not, the fact we cannot immediately refute the entire Colorado football team being forced to watch Shedeur Sanders open up for Lil Wayne against their will is the reason John Buhler and Cody Williams were put on Earth to make this podcast.

In this Step Brothers-themed episode, the guys remembered some dudes with the help of Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. They also wanted some older coaches to stop being dinosaurs and get a job, as in kindly retire.

Also, not only did they know that Cops didn't start until 4, but they definitely maybe might know a few things that are certainly going to happen this college football season.

Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) took the long way home on this extra special episode of False Start. Hopefully, this podcast sounds better than a belly full of white dog crap tastes.