It's a holiday weekend and which college football coaches would we want to spend it with? We break down the best and worst hangs for the Fourth of July before then breaking down ESPN's Matt Miller's early 2025 NFL Mock Draft... and we have some QUESTIONS!
Plus, Shane Beamer is Cocky, Horns Down is meant for the SEC, and Arch Manning is the plucky young QB we're rooting for apparently. But let's not forget to remember some dudes too!
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) are a firework and letting their colors burn this week on False Start.

Welcome to a new era of college football!

With July 1 having come and gone, several Power Five teams have switched leagues to become the Power Four. Not everyone is going to love their new place. Some may end up regretting it...

One of those teams changing leagues is Texas. Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers has a bold take in that Texas will be everybody's biggest game of the season in the SEC. Nobody likes them some Texas quite like Texas, aight.

Also, Hugh Freeze may have worn out his welcome with the War Eagle Family.

Plus, Paul Finebaum went hyperbolic mode on the SEC newcomers as expected.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) unpack all the moving boxes from college football moving day covered in sweat, just like the good lord intended. There better be some Runza and tall boys waiting for them in the parking lot when they are done doin' work!

The False Start crew is joined by Scott Rogust (Editor, FanSided.com) to talk 2024 college football quarterbacks and who we should like -- or dislike, along with drafting programs to start Dynasty Mode with in EA College Football 25 and some CFB comparisons for Metallica songs.
Plus, Blue-Chip Ratio for 2024 is out meaning these 16 teams can win the national championship this year. Which college football coaches could leave for rivals? And Matt Rhule absolutely needs to chill out about WRs (and really just in general).
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) welcome Scott to the show and give college football's offseason the ol' Hawk Tuah.

It's easier to fly solo when you don't have to cross the pond...

From above, you can see why BYU had its way with Louisiana, how absurd Brent Venables' new Oklahoma contract is, and why now is the time to be all about The U!

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) mans this rocking ship, as Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) serves as a first mate on a cross-country flight he is not even taking part of. False Start has no choice but to prevail in this instance. Carry on!

The legendary Phil Steele released his Top 40 college football rankings for the preseason and we have some questions. A lot of questions, in fact. Ryan Day is facing questions too and his predecessor, Urban Meyer, is ramping up the pressure.
Plus, Lincoln Riley has been trying to duck LSU and is just an unserious coach, we unpack Brad Crawford's SEC win projections, Greg McElroy has some concerns about Georgia and we give our Heisman favorites in each Power 4 conference.
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) have a packed slate of CFB offseason goodies to break down.

Don't be made at Coach Prime for ruining the story ... and possibly the entire evening.

Regardless of if it happened or not, the fact we cannot immediately refute the entire Colorado football team being forced to watch Shedeur Sanders open up for Lil Wayne against their will is the reason John Buhler and Cody Williams were put on Earth to make this podcast.

In this Step Brothers-themed episode, the guys remembered some dudes with the help of Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. They also wanted some older coaches to stop being dinosaurs and get a job, as in kindly retire.

Also, not only did they know that Cops didn't start until 4, but they definitely maybe might know a few things that are certainly going to happen this college football season.

Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) took the long way home on this extra special episode of False Start. Hopefully, this podcast sounds better than a belly full of white dog crap tastes.

Which college football quarterbacks should be top of mind coming into the 2024 season? And which will be by the end of the year? We break down the stars, the can-be stars, and even some also-rans with upside.
Plus, Eli Drinkwitz was shredding in a Brian Kelly-esque recruiting video, Ryan Day is a "walking excuse", which CFB coaches would pull a Dan Hurley to stay at their programs, a retrospective on our time at Homer Hickam High in Statesville, USA, and more logos!
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) are going stir crazy in the offseason and the content is glorious.

Paul Finebaum is an absolute legend!

His meticulously calculated, but visceral takedown over Urban Meyer when compared to Nick Saban was about as good as it gets. Well done, sir! You cooked him, bruh.

As the remnants of Meyer continue to cook in a Runza parking lot, Lane Kiffin says you can't spell Citrus Bowl without U-T. Yes, the Ole Miss head coach smothers his former employer with a bottle of delicious, vinegary French's mustard.

Also, Troy Dannen is making outrageous claims about NIL like he is Dr. Evil's adoptive Belgian Fahza ... right...

Plus, Chase Daniel was an absolute specimen back in 2008, carrying Mizzou on his back with one 30 rack of 'Stones at a time, fueled by the finest cuisine a CoMo Taco Bell drive-thru could ever hope to provide.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) didn't exactly frame this Asia poster of an episode, but False Start finds itself in '82 otherwise. In the heat of the moment, they said what their hearts meant ... Only time will tell...