Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY

We kicked off with some updates:

· We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!

Darren & Dave.

Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

#dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #flatearth #flatearthtruth #flatearthsociety #threesomes #swingers

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Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.

In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:

-Dogs in shops

-The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg

-The logic behind flat earth theories

-D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok

-Horrible Identity comedy

-Masking in 2024

-Life Hacks for not working.

Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!

Get Off My Lawn Links

Darren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.

The hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.

Dave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.

The hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.

Discussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.

The hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.

Discussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.

Continuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.

Casual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.

The hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.

Discussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.

The hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.

A continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.

A woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.

A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.

The hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content.

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• Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show.
• We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that!
• Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in a straight line. Dave and I shared our frustration with these sidewalk swervers and even proposed a hilarious (and slightly aggressive) solution involving a swift kick to correct their course. Remember, folks, it's all about keeping the footpaths clear and moving efficiently.
• In our listener interaction segment, we reminded you to reach out to us on all our social platforms, including Insta, Twitter, and Gmail. Got a life issue? Just email us at Dear Dave, and we'll sort you out.
• We couldn't believe that a person claiming a 160 IQ didn't know Vegetables could go off!
• Magician or Musician, that is the question? Sukihana just doesn't get it!
• What's a D.I.D system and why should we care.
• We visit young Baylen, the girl with nice ticks :-)
• We also touched on the topic of making money in unconventional ways, like streaming and going viral for doing the most ridiculous things. It's a strange new world where fame can come from the least expected places.
• Lastly, a bit of convenience store justice, as a thief gets whats coming to him.
• That's a wrap for this episode. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to join us next time as we continue to poke fun at the world with our unique blend of humor and satire. Until then, don't break rule 1, you are the resistance and remember to keep off my lawn.

Darren and Dave

Contact-https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy

Timestamps:

00:00:00 - Podcast Intro and Drinks

00:00:22 - The Lominge Tree

00:01:13 - GOML Podcast Welcome

00:01:54 - Social Media and Generational Humor

00:02:25 - Contacting GOML

00:02:47 - Dave's Grievance: People Walking Erratically

00:08:27 - Death Pool Discussion and Stuttering John

00:19:15 - Bobby Althoff's Interview with Sukihana

00:26:29 - Sukihana's Rap Music

00:30:32 - The Owlish System: A Robot Alter

00:39:03 - Streamer Receives $5,000 Donation

00:45:44 - Balan: The Artificial Tourette's Girl

00:51:54 - Balan Explains Her Tics

00:53:06 - Shoplifter Fills Bin with Stolen Goods

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