Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY

We kicked off with some updates:

· We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!

Darren & Dave.

Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

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Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.

In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:

-Dogs in shops

-The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg

-The logic behind flat earth theories

-D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok

-Horrible Identity comedy

-Masking in 2024

-Life Hacks for not working.

Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!

Get Off My Lawn Links

Darren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.

The hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.

Dave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.

The hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.

Discussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.

The hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.

Discussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.

Continuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.

Casual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.

The hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.

Discussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.

The hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.

A continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.

A woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.

A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.

The hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content.

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• Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show.
• We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that!
• Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in a straight line. Dave and I shared our frustration with these sidewalk swervers and even proposed a hilarious (and slightly aggressive) solution involving a swift kick to correct their course. Remember, folks, it's all about keeping the footpaths clear and moving efficiently.
• In our listener interaction segment, we reminded you to reach out to us on all our social platforms, including Insta, Twitter, and Gmail. Got a life issue? Just email us at Dear Dave, and we'll sort you out.
• We couldn't believe that a person claiming a 160 IQ didn't know Vegetables could go off!
• Magician or Musician, that is the question? Sukihana just doesn't get it!
• What's a D.I.D system and why should we care.
• We visit young Baylen, the girl with nice ticks :-)
• We also touched on the topic of making money in unconventional ways, like streaming and going viral for doing the most ridiculous things. It's a strange new world where fame can come from the least expected places.
• Lastly, a bit of convenience store justice, as a thief gets whats coming to him.
• That's a wrap for this episode. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to join us next time as we continue to poke fun at the world with our unique blend of humor and satire. Until then, don't break rule 1, you are the resistance and remember to keep off my lawn.

Darren and Dave

Contact-https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy

Timestamps:

00:00:00 - Podcast Intro and Drinks

00:00:22 - The Lominge Tree

00:01:13 - GOML Podcast Welcome

00:01:54 - Social Media and Generational Humor

00:02:25 - Contacting GOML

00:02:47 - Dave's Grievance: People Walking Erratically

00:08:27 - Death Pool Discussion and Stuttering John

00:19:15 - Bobby Althoff's Interview with Sukihana

00:26:29 - Sukihana's Rap Music

00:30:32 - The Owlish System: A Robot Alter

00:39:03 - Streamer Receives $5,000 Donation

00:45:44 - Balan: The Artificial Tourette's Girl

00:51:54 - Balan Explains Her Tics

00:53:06 - Shoplifter Fills Bin with Stolen Goods

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Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh.

Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Apple, Spotify, Podchaser or GoodPods, and reach out on social media.

Until next time,Get off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

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Timestamps

00:00:12 - Podcast Introduction

Introducing the Get Off My Lawn podcast and hosts Darren and Dave.

00:00:45 - Contact Information

Sharing contact details for the podcast on various social media platforms.

00:01:17 - Celebrating Episode Milestone

Acknowledging the fourth episode of the podcast and discussing consistency.

00:01:49 - Introducing Deadpool Episode

Explanation of the episode's theme where hosts will predict celebrity deaths.

00:02:43 - Gene Simmons Death Prediction

Darren's humorous prediction on how Gene Simmons might meet his end.

00:05:14 - Dave's First Death Prediction

Dave's prediction involving a D-grade celebrity's demise.

00:09:53 - Greta Thunberg Death Prediction

Darren's satirical forecast of Greta Thunberg's fate.

00:12:08 - Dan Andrews Mention

A brief mention of Dan Andrews in the context of the Deadpool list.

00:12:59 - Rob Schneider Death Prediction

Dave's conspiracy-themed prediction for Rob Schneider's death.

00:15:57 - Christina Jenner Death Prediction

Darren's speculative scenario involving Christina Jenner and a weight loss drug.

00:18:43 - Bert Kreischer Death Prediction

Dave's narrative on how Bert Kreischer might encounter his end due to a Russian mafia story.

00:21:04 - Britney Spears Death Prediction

Darren's creative and tragic prediction for Britney Spears.

00:24:03 - Jim Carrey Death Prediction

Dave's theory on Jim Carrey's disappearance linked to his anti-Illuminati stance.

00:27:15 - Ozempic Discussion

A detailed discussion on the weight loss drug Ozempic and its potential impact.

00:30:12 - Fast Food Industry Conspiracy

Speculation on how the fast food industry might respond to a popular weight loss drug.

00:31:35 - Recap of Previous Show Attempt

Darren and Dave discuss the need to redo the show due to a previous lackluster attempt.

00:33:01 - Fireball Whiskey Mention

A casual mention of enjoying Fireball Canadian whiskey during the podcast.

00:37:04 - Russian Mafia Story

Further elaboration on Bert Kreischer's infamous Russian mafia story.

00:39:06 - Isaac Butterfield Praise

The hosts express their admiration for comedian Isaac Butterfield.

00:41:00 - Wrapping Up Deadpool Episode

Conclusion of the Deadpool episode and a reminder for listeners to send in problems for "Dear Dave" segment.

00:42:48 - Podcast Promotion

Encouraging listeners to subscribe, follow, and review the podcast on various platforms.

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Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

• First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen.
• Next up, we ventured into the world of Twitch and discovered AI Jesus, an interactive generative AI that answers questions with a biblical twist. We had a bit of fun asking AI Jesus about the future success of our podcast and even tried to get some advice on Dave's "problem" with Mexicans. The responses were enlightening, to say the least.
• We didn't stop there, though. We also interacted with other AIs, including a rather unhinged AI Donald Trump and a surprisingly aggressive AI Joe Biden. Their colorful language and policy-driven answers gave us a good laugh and some food for thought.
• Unfortunately, we didn't have any listener submissions for our "Dear Dave" segment this time around, but we're hopeful you'll send in your life problems for future episodes. Just email us at gomlarmy@gmail.com with "Dear Dave" in the subject line.
• To wrap things up, we shared a couple of amusing social media clips, including a DUI stop with a hilarious attempt at the alphabet and a young soccer fan's accidental use of the middle finger instead of a thumbs up.

That's all for listening to this episode! Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Podchaser and GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time, keep off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

00:01:32 - Co-hosts' New Year's Plans

00:02:54 - Tourette's Girls on Social Media

00:07:14 - Bailyn Dupree's Appearance on Dr. Phil

00:08:22 - Interview with Chris Cuomo

00:11:22 - The Antidote to Hate

00:12:14 - Other Tourette's Influencers

00:19:57 - Twitch and AI Jesus

00:23:57 - AI Jesus Answers Questions

00:28:32 - AI Jesus on Becoming a Fortnite Pro

00:30:04 - Host's Interaction with AI Jesus

00:32:07 - AI Donald Trump's Response

00:34:03 - AI Joe Biden's Take on the Wall

00:37:01 - AI Biden on Immigration Policies

00:42:12 - Alphabet Sobriety Test

00:43:27 - Queers for Palestine Protest

00:47:20 - Feel-Good Moment with a Child

🌟 Connect with us:

• Instagram: @GomlArmy
• Twitter: @GomlArmy
• Email: gomlarmy@gmail.com

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Hey Get Off My Lawn Army!

In this episode:

• We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life.
• We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture.
• We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss its potential as an Olympic sport.
• We discuss the overuse of the word "like" and its impact on communication skills among the younger generation.
• We announce our new segment "Dear Dave," where listeners can send in their life problems for Dave to solve.
• We present our Wanker of the Week and Dead Set Legend of the Week awards.

Connect with us:

• Instagram: @gomlarmy
• Email: gomlarmy@gmail.com
• Twitter: @gomlarmy

Send in your questions for 'Dear Dave':

• Email us at gomlarmy@gmail.com with the subject line "Dear Dave"

Don't forget to subscribe for more content and if you enjoyed the episode, leave us a like and a comment! Remember, don't break rule one, and we'll chat at you again in our next episode.

00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

00:01:08 - Discussing the Work Ethic of Gen Z

00:02:12 - Gen Z's Struggle with 9-5 Jobs

00:03:31 - The Reality of Working Life

00:04:07 - Government Subsidies vs. Working

00:07:58 - A Day in the Life at Google

00:10:34 - Layoff at Google

00:14:01 - Coping with Being Laid Off

00:18:37 - Introducing Carjitsu (Car Jujitsu)

00:23:50 - Rules of Carjitsu

00:25:49 - Potential Improvements for Carjitsu

00:30:54 - Communication Skills of the Younger Generation(The "Like" Girl)

00:36:46 - Introducing 'Dear Dave' Segment

00:38:26 - Wanker of the Week Award

00:42:34 - Dead Set Legend of the Week

00:45:19 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information

#GetOffMyLawnPodcast #GenZ #WorkEthic #CarJitsu #ComedyPodcast #DearDave

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Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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Hey everyone, Darren here, wrapping up our first-ever episode of Get Off My Lawn. Together with my co-host Dave, we dove into the bizarre world we're living in, courtesy of millennials and Gen Zers. We promised to keep things light-hearted and, true to our word, we had a good laugh at some of the more outlandish aspects of modern life.

We kicked things off by discussing the phenomenon of NPCs (non-player characters) on YouTube, where individuals like Pinky Doll and Cherry Crush earn a pretty penny by performing repetitive, scripted actions live for their audience. It's a strange new form of entertainment that's raking in serious cash, and we're both amazed and slightly bewildered by it.

Next, we touched on the topic of dating expectations in the social media age, featuring a clip of a woman with some pretty steep financial requirements for her potential partner. It's a funny yet telling example of how some people's expectations might be flying sky-high.

Our awards segment was a hit, with the "Weird and Not So Wonderful" award going to the concept of the Butt Baby Big Brother, a bizarre product that left us questioning if it's a real thing or just a joke. The "Wanker of the Week" award was handed to a road rage participant who got a surprise visit from the police mid-tantrum. And finally, our "Deadset Legend of the Week" went to a quick-thinking truck driver who used the "gay lover defense" to avoid a mask-wearing fine during a police stop.

We're still figuring out the format, but we had a blast and hope you did too. If you've got any feedback, suggestions, or nominations for our weekly awards, hit us up on Instagram at gomlarmy or email us at gomlarmy@gmail.com.

Until next time, keep those death threats to a minimum, and if you must send them, direct them to Dave.

Catch you in a couple of weeks for more laughs and commentary on the weird world we live in.

00:00:14 - Introduction to "Get Off My Lawn" Podcast

00:01:16 - Podcast Format and Frequency

00:03:45 - Segment on NPCs (Non-Player Characters) on YouTube

00:10:37 - Discussion on Pinky Doll, an NPC Streamer

00:14:31 - Pinky Doll's Reaction to OnlyFans Leak

00:17:20 - Other NPC Streamers and Earnings

00:24:58 - Husband Reacts to Wife's NPC Streaming

00:27:00 - Wrap-up of NPC Segment

00:30:33 - Weird and Not So Wonderful Award: Butt Baby Big Brother

00:32:05 - Expectations in Relationships: Proposal and Income

00:38:18 - Wanker of the Week Award: Road Rage Incident

00:42:52 - Deadset Legend of the Week: The Gay Lover Defense

00:45:54 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information

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Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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