****TW****DOMESTIC ABUSE****If you aren't in a safe space to process these potential triggers please skip this entire episode.

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Hey no seriously, hear us out. We're not crazy, just confused. We also are hyperaware of red flags, we used to collect them, now we BLOCK THEM. Healing not healed. We talk anxiety C-PTSD after abusive relationships. We talk about co-parenting with narcissists. How they will literally use the children to try to spend time with you. Go back to when we were in relationships with these people they were never around for meals. We remember disassociating during sex as teenagers, because it was so bad, and how many grown men were manipulating us...17/29.

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The audacity of my DM's is where the shame of men apparently thrives...I take full responsibility for Vanessa's aversion to dating, and honestly I respect her for it. We give them every excuse in the book that they truly don't deserve...it's funny, but spare you ears and turn it down--no I don't know why we're yelling.

No I'm not kidding, they really say this shit.

I quote Iliza Schlesinger, in her "Elder Millennial" standup-and the greatness that is Texas women.

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Do no harm, but take no ish! We get into our mantra, "Healing, not healed" This episode just picks up right where we left off! If any fans want to support us with intro music we are open to it!

We talk angel numbers, vibrations, avoiding fear, using our breath and meditation-how I had to nag Vanessa to start meditating, and she tells me how right I was LOL! Despite all of our healing we will still pop off on a bitch and there's no reason to feel bad about it. How others can't fathom how you start to respect yourself and uphold your boundaries...people that you thought had your back really just might actually hate you, familiarity vs fondness...if chaos feels like home bitch it's time to MOVE! I try to talk Vanessa into watching HAMILTON, and laud the credits and brilliance that is LIN MANUEL MIRANDA! Once again the crickets are unpaid actors just here to kick it! I name drop sleeping with a DuPont heir in my youth...Once again if you ain't here for chaos and nonsense-we aren't for you...but if you love to laugh and talk bs come hang with us!

Also I talk about how you can get people from Texas to clap it up for "The stars at night, are big and bright! DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!" We talk about how much we love Texas because our bloodlines are from here before some people got here and made a racist Neo-conservative fascist wasteland; and no matter how much you taint it-its still ours!

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Clackity Clack Bad Bitches Back! This is two besties shooting the shit. This episode was shot back in May, but self doubt and imposter syndrome, combined with crippling perfectionism, a loss in the family, and more delayed our release. Today on this Lionsgate Portal we release it regardless! We are talking about the Mercury Retrograde which we have renamed "METROGRADE" energy, reoccurring themes playing back from 2012-2013, and we are beginning to process the overturning of Roe vs. Wade. We talk early 2000's reality TV-THANKS WRITERS STRIKE-This is pure unadulterated chaos and we live for it. If you ain't laughing your ass off 5 minutes in we may not be for you, and that's ok...it's a genre! Not everybody fits on the roster. I say the Girl Scout pledge for no reason, we laugh A LOT, praise our therapists, laugh at our drama, and continue healing from our trauma...healing not healed. I praise Aubrey Drake Graham and Jay Z as the greatest rappers alive. We have an East Coast/West Coast rap debate that lasts 5 seconds. Jack Harlow is mentioned because of a lyric regarding earrings on "I'll Do Anything to Make You Smile."

We talk about raising your vibration, meditating, and breathing through the drama and I drop some witch tips too! The crickets in the background are unpaid actors...

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*Here is the 80's PSA! "Have you hugged your kids today?" Because parents in the 80's literally could not stand us- https://youtu.be/OCM5MCHUW_g

*The confederacy lasted 4 years- our IUDs lasted longer than the Confederacy lol-Hasan Manaj is hilarious!

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