What happens when San Francisco’s yoga craze meets urban dwelling? Hint: we might have some future Olympic athletes, or at least breakdancers. In this episode, Maurice and I dive deep into the art of ridiculous nicknames (yes, “Ray Gun” is real), questionable rapper aliases, and how nicknames get stuck to you like that one high school rumor. Oh, and speaking of bizarre, we couldn’t resist dissecting the insanity of Vince McMahon and WWE—seriously, how did they almost run with a storyline where Vince impregnated his own daughter?! Buckle up, it’s a wild ride with concussions, absurd family dynamics, and monster truck nostalgia. Yeah, we cover it all.

We dive into all things pro wrestling — from Stone Cold Steve Austin tees to the absolute madness of high-flying cage matches. We talk about how Vince McMahon was basically everyone’s “cool dad” (with some questionable extracurricular activities), while dishing out some seriously crazy stories about wrestlers breaking their necks and keeping the show rolling like it’s no big deal. Of course, no episode is complete without touching on Trump’s bizarre wrestling cameo and reliving the '90s when everything was extreme. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Menendez Brothers and their crazy documentary. Yeah, it's one of those episodes.

Kim Kardashian's latest "justice warrior" act with the Menendez brothers. Spoiler alert: she's calling them "kind and honest" – so I guess they're free now, thanks Kim. We dive deep into the Menendez doc, murder blunders, and how NOT to plan a crime. And if you're wondering about Vince McMahon’s love life at 79, oh, we’ve got you covered! We also brainstorm blind people hacks with Bangladeshi assistants, because why not? Stay for the laughs, sarcasm, and absolute nonsense that you didn’t ask for but totally need.

In this episode of Broskiedoodles, Chef Maurice and I dive deep into some truly spicy topics. First off, we're mourning the end of the Oakland A's era as they head off to Las Vegas—because why not, right? Moneyball didn’t save them this time! We also reminisce about teams that no longer exist, like the Montreal Expos, and why their merch still slaps. Then, things get real weird as Maurice recounts his accidental visit to a nudist beach with his family—cue awkward vibes, lots of dongs, and some questionable beach etiquette. Oh, and naturally, we throw in some good ol' racial stereotypes for fun and ask the important questions: Is it acceptable to tap your junk a little to make sure it's not hiding in your balls at a nudist beach? Don't worry, we end things with some nostalgia for the good old days of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and a look at how Jason Segel and Mila Kunis gave us cinema's most iconic nude scenes. Spicy topics, awkward moments, and some solid bro advice sprinkled throughout!

The man, the myth, the god—Shohei Ohtani. This guy's out here setting insane records, like a 50/50 season (home runs and stolen bases, not a lunch combo), and we break down all the craziness around his legendary home run ball that’s now worth over $1.5 million. Oh, and did we mention the kid suing because he didn’t get the ball? Yeah, that's happening. Spoiler: we don’t hold back on calling him out for being salty. We also get into a little debate about memorabilia—would you keep that $1.5M ball or cash in ASAP? And just when you think we're all about baseball, we switch gears to something “green”—recycling! But hold up, is all that sorting of plastics even doing anything? Spoiler alert: most of it is kinda useless. Turns out, big biz would rather just make new plastic, so all those late-night recycling sprints? Yeah, maybe take it easy.

The infamous plastic straw ban. You know, because one turtle had a bad day with a straw, now we’re all stuck with soggy paper straws that disintegrate halfway through our milkshakes. Trust me, it’s wild. But here’s the kicker—plastic might’ve actually saved turtles from way worse back in the day. Yup, before plastic, they were killing hundreds of thousands of turtles just for their shells! Oh, and don’t get me started on the whole “carry your own reusable straw” movement. Are we just accepting defeat here? I also throw in a spicy comparison to the whole “trans bathroom” debate (because why not?).

Basically, this episode is me ranting about how we're all just trying to survive in a world that keeps finding new ways to make us feel guilty for simply enjoying our milkshakes!

In this episode, we dive into some wild topics — starting with the NFL’s latest concussion controversy involving Tua Tacolabalula (okay, we know that’s not his last name, but close enough). We chat about player safety, CTE, and whether football is slowly turning into a crash test dummy sport. Then, we take a detour into betting land, where parlays reign supreme. Are parlays the "lotto for bros"? Probably. And NASCAR fans, don’t get too offended when we poke fun at your, uh, interesting taste in cousins. It’s all love...

We dive into the emotional rollercoaster that is betting on football games. Then, things get spicy as we break down the whole “blind auditions vs DEI” debate in prestigious music schools. You want diversity or talent? Can’t we just have both?! We also chat about quotas in weird places—like pilot school—because apparently, flying a plane should be about checking boxes, not about, you know, keeping us alive. We get loud, sarcastic, and yes, very real about the nonsense happening around the world.

We talk about everything from being born one way and thinking you're something else (spoiler: you're probably not an iguana) to why the U.S. school system didn't care what color your first girlfriend was. We dive into serious topics like meritocracy — because the best person should get the job, not the one who looks like they stepped out of a diversity poster. Oh, and of course, we touch on how Thailand’s "ladyboys" could teach the world a thing or two about owning who you are. Things even got a bit weird when we remembered our Uncle Martinez and his romantic escapades with farm animals. Yup, we went there.

Also, Jessica, if you're listening — sorry about the accent, it’s worse than when we dated. Don’t miss this one; it’s a wild ride of sarcasm, hard truths, and some NSFW lizard talk.

Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, the best podcast in the world, and if you disagree, well... you’re right. It’s your boy Kiko, reppin' Madrid while Maurice joins us from San Francisco, where urban versatility reigns supreme. Today, we dive into the latest Vegas insanity—betting pools at the Circa hotel. Picture this: cocktails, pools, and sports betting all day long. We also talk about the Sphere, where UFC fights hit new levels of trippiness, and if that’s not enough, we’re taking on the Stratosphere. Yep, roller coasters on top of skyscrapers—because why not risk your life after a few Coronas? Tune in to hear us plot out our next reckless adventure in Sin City. Vegas, baby!

We also break down the top 10 rudest cities in the US with our unique blend of humor, sarcasm, and general confusion about geography (because apparently, Washington isn't in the Midwest... who knew?). We start with the rude rollercoaster of Philly throwing snowballs at Santa and end up in the fiery chaos of Miami drivers. Tampa is riffraff? We debate. Elvis, herpes, and gang activity in Memphis? Yep, that too.

On the flip side, we also chat about the least rude cities, and somehow, Nebraska takes the crown for being "nice" — or at least, less rude. We even take a little detour into discussing Dave Grohl's unexpected family drama. It's a ride!

Yo! You already know what time it is! In today’s spicy episode, Chef Maurice and I kick things off by pondering life’s most important question: why do people find competitive eating entertaining? Spoiler alert: Joey Chestnut dunking bread in water isn’t our idea of a good time. We also get a little sophisticated—trashing on British food (yeah, we said it) while crowning Spain and Italy the kings of culinary goodness. Maurice is dropping knowledge straight from San Fran HQ, and things get interesting when we discuss the new Linkin Park. Does the new singer have Chester vibes, or are we missing something? Oh, and I may or may not have thrown a little shade at Scientology…

We dive into all those things that make you say, "Why did I even buy this?!" You know, like the retro Nintendo 64 that you’ve got sitting in a closet collecting dust, but hey, it's for the nostalgia, right? We talk about fake Game Boys, our weird obsession with collecting hats (yes, hats), and we even throw in some love for old soccer jerseys and CDs. Then, we attempt to tackle AI... You think robots can out-create humans? Spoiler alert: we’re still the champs, but we have some thoughts about where it's all headed.

And in case you're wondering, no, subscribing won't bring your Nintendo 64 back to life, but it'll save us from unemployment, so you know... do us a favor.

In this episode, we dive deep (and I mean really deep) into the raw reality of San Francisco's Tenderloin district. Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice bring the heat as they share some truly jaw-dropping stories—think public art performances you never wanted to see. We get real about the state of the city, the tough choices ahead, and how shrinkflation is making even your favorite snacks feel a bit… unsatisfying. Oh, and we sprinkle in some bidet talk because why not? If you’re here for unfiltered, spicy banter with a side of urban decay, you’re in the right place.

In today’s episode, we dive into a little tale from my recent adventure to Segovia, a charming town just a short high-speed train ride from Madrid. This place is packed with history, including the Alcázar de Segovia, which looks straight out of a Disney movie (fun fact: it inspired the Disney castles!). We also chat about the ancient Roman aqueducts that still stand tall and how they were an engineering marvel back in the day.

But let’s not forget the food! I devoured nearly a kilo of pork rinds—torreznos, as they call them there—and had a blast drinking beers on the high-speed train back to Madrid. We also talk about the famous cochinillo, or suckling pig, which they serve in this region. Trust me, it's so tender they cut it with a plate!

We take a few detours talking about train culture in Spain, why public transport beats driving in these old European cities, and even dive into some global traffic jams. We give a shout-out to the Japanese for their impeccable street etiquette and poke fun at Miami’s traffic problems, hinting maybe another wave of cocaine money is what it needs to fix things up (just kidding... or am I?).

So grab a brew, sit back, and enjoy the ride as we explore Segovia, roast some pigs, and ramble on about everything in between. Cheers!

In this episode of the Broskiedoodles podcast, your favorite duo—Kiko Flo, aka Kiko Cervantes, and Chef Maurice—dive into a surprisingly humorous yet thought-provoking discussion about the world's most unhappy countries. We kick things off by challenging your assumptions about what makes a country truly unhappy. Spoiler alert: it's not always about money, freedom, or even macaroni and cheese.

We reveal and react to the top 20 most unhappy countries, starting with some shocking entries like Uzbekistan taking the top spot, followed by the UK—yes, the land of tea, crumpets, and the Queen! We get into the nitty-gritty of why these places might be so miserable, touching on everything from political turmoil to just plain bad weather.

As we go down the list, we can’t help but be surprised by some of the countries that made it, like South Africa, Brazil, and even Australia. We get into a lively discussion about what could possibly make Aussies and Kiwis (New Zealanders) so down when they live in such beautiful places. The conversation gets funnier as we rant about the possible reasons behind these rankings, including bad office dynamics and the overwhelming smell of someone’s reheated lunch.

We also sprinkle in some commentary about the happiest countries for 2024, leading to the realization that these surveys might be a bit skewed—especially when Australia shows up as both one of the happiest and most unhappy places.

The episode wraps up with some hilarious role-play scenarios that might explain why people in places like India and Bangladesh might feel so cramped and cranky. If you’ve ever wondered how living on top of each other can drive a person nuts, this part’s for you.

All in all, it’s a wild ride filled with laughs, surprising insights, and the kind of banter you’ve come to love from us. So, buckle up and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about happiness around the globe!

We dive into a hilarious and offbeat conversation about the quirky side of urban life, dining experiences, and our favorite indulgences. We kick things off by talking about the rise of "urban camping" in San Francisco—think Porsche owners taking impromptu sidewalk naps, and somehow, that spirals into a discussion about the flexibility of the human body in situations we never thought possible (Kama Sutra level, anyone?).

From there, we shift gears to the high life, exploring what it's like to drop a cool grand on a 16-course Michelin star meal. Ever wondered about caviar bumps and chilled vodka? We’ve got that covered too—it's like a Russian tequila shot but classier (and pricier).

Of course, no episode would be complete without some beer talk. We break down the best brews around the world, throwing some serious shade at IPAs (hashtag #fuckIPAs). Whether it’s a near-frozen Corona or a classic Stella Artois, we’re all about that crisp, refreshing taste. Plus, there’s a spirited debate on why Modelo bottles never seem cold enough.

To wrap it up, we touch on the mysterious connection between people and their preferred drinks—whether it’s wine, beer, or something stronger, there’s definitely some magic involved. So, grab a drink (preferably not an IPA), sit back, and enjoy the ride! Cheers!